Comments on: Now THIS Is Torture

By: dsmith

dsmith — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 15:15:45 +0000

Cranky, don’t you know that American Girl dolls will “turn your kid into a lesbian”? Just ask this guy:

American Girl Dolls Controversy

Go with Madame Alexander. Better quality, and no gay baiting!

Madame Alexander

By: Cranky

Cranky — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 13:28:29 +0000

Vinnie,

If you can handle the Victorian, home-schoolish thing, try the American Girl dolls. My daughter loves to play with them, just after the harpsichord lessons.

By: Vinnie

Vinnie — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 13:16:15 +0000

We call them the same thing, Gordo. No Bratz will darken our door.

The sad thing is, we even had a hard time finding a Barbie for Emily that wasn’t, um, dressed down so to speak.

By: Cranky

Cranky — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 03:21:23 +0000

Bratz, or as we affectionately call it here, Slutz are disturbing. It is I agree with PTH, that is the best description.

And Phin, where did you find that dancing guy? Yeeesh!

By: Preston Taylor Holmes

Preston Taylor Holmes — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 01:42:50 +0000

“big-headed freak-eyed streetwalkers”

I can’t stand those damn things. This is the best description of them I’ve heard to date.

By: catbat

catbat — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 01:36:32 +0000

so, um… you’re saying you’ve never heard of dance dance revolution?

but gail’s right about the bratz. no kid of mine will ever possess one of those big-headed freak-eyed streetwalkers.

By: phin

phin — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 14:35:48 +0000

You're just preparing everybody up for the announcement that Cranky is actually the Daily Dancer. Won't you take me to Funky Town...

By: gail

gail — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 14:21:19 +0000

Anything with Bratz in it is of the devil.

By: Sean Gleeson

Sean Gleeson — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 05:58:16 +0000

Bataan Dance March

Cranky gets in the last word on the torture debate.

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By: Vinnie

Vinnie — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 00:37:48 +0000

Bwahahaha!

Shoulda got the football one!