PETA Staffer Chris Garnett (*gasp* - a “youth coordinator”) has legally changed his name to “KentuckyFriedCruelty.Com”.
“People don’t believe me at first when I tell them my name, but it never fails to spark a discussion,” Garnett, er, KentuckyFriendCruelty.com, said in a statement. “Many vow to boycott KFC after I explain the company’s indifference to cruelty to animals.”
Well, people are probably surprised that anyone could be such a fucking idiot, Chris. Luckily, Chris has the big knockers brains of PETA on his side - namely, Pamela Anderson.
Stacked star Pamela Anderson, who has narrated a PETA video showing the alleged abuse, supports Garnett’s name change.
“I’m sure Chris can’t wait ’till KFC stops torturing chickens so he can change his name back,” the actress said in a statement, adding that the chicken abuse “is awful and has to stop.”
Pammy, as soon as you stop your torturous abuse of television viewers, we can start negotiations. Until then, just shut up, look pretty and stick that rack out for the world to enjoy.
That tears it. I’m heading to the KFC on Cedar Bluff right now to get a big fat bucket of Original Recipe, all white-meat with a side of mashed potatoes and gravy.
hat-tip: Mrs. Holmes
Posted by Preston Taylor Holmes @ 12:52 pm
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