18 Responses to “Help Please”

1. agent bedhead Says:
   January 9th, 2006 at 1:46 pm

   oooh assignment! I’m on it.

2. Rhod Says:
   January 9th, 2006 at 2:39 pm

   Hose Teddy off again, sprinkle some disinfectant on the folds and rolls and send him out to babble in the Senate Chamber. Imagine the application questions for that job.

   Edward Kennedy and Howard Dean are the personalities that egalitarians had in mind when they dreamed up the estate tax. Not that it works, but if either of them had to make it in the rough and tumble of daily life like the rest of us, slapping them silly would require ten thousand employees and Federal funding.

   What an assho*e.

3. Homely Says:
   January 9th, 2006 at 3:39 pm

   I second your disgust

4. Vince Aut Morire Says:
   January 9th, 2006 at 4:12 pm

   Let’s Not Muck This One Up Again, ‘K Fellas?

   Speaking of holding someone under the water until the bubbles…

5. Sh1fty Says:
   January 9th, 2006 at 4:50 pm

   How about the fact that only 2 republicans are excerpted vs four democrats?

6. MCPO Airdale Says:
   January 9th, 2006 at 7:12 pm

   Teddy is proof of reverse evolution. How else can you explain a whale that walks?!?

7. NIF Says:
   January 9th, 2006 at 9:50 pm

   Your click is important, please hold

   Today’s dose of NIF – News, Interesting & Funny … Welcome to Monday! (+ Open Trackbacks)

8. Michelle Malkin Says:
   January 10th, 2006 at 10:30 am

   ALITO WATCH: DAY 2

   Baseball Crank takes a close look at another of the Dems’ wacky witnesses who opposes Judge Alito. The Washington Times weighs in on The Closing of Ted Kennedy’s Mind. (Or better: The Losing of Ted Kennedy’s Mind.) An excerpt: Something…

9. tbone Says:
   January 10th, 2006 at 11:02 am

   Yeah, if only Teddy and Dean were as underprivileged as Bush…

10. Stuck On Stupid Says:
    January 10th, 2006 at 11:57 am

    “Captain Oldsmobile” Alleges Alito Racism

        Teddy Kennedy inferred that Judge Alito is a racist during the opening statements of Judge Alito’s Supreme Court hearing today.  Ted Kennnedy (d)( Mass).: In an era when America is still too often divided by race and by ri…

11. Linknzona Says:
    January 10th, 2006 at 12:03 pm

    Hey, we should give Ol’ Ted a break. He is probably still tilting at the electricity generating windmills proposed for the Cape Cod area. Horrors! Alternative energy facilities where he might see them from his yacht.

12. Jeff H Says:
    January 10th, 2006 at 12:13 pm

    A bullet would cost less than the water–and it would give liberal conspiracy theorists something to talk about for the next 40 years.

13. scrapiron Says:
    January 10th, 2006 at 12:17 pm

    Leave poor old Ted alone. He’s the shame of Ma., The only state in the union represented in the Senate by a murderer and a traitor.

    Is the name ‘Splash’ for his dog in reference to what Mary Jo did, or is it the splash (small) of water in his scotch?

    It’s great to see someone reading the Commie George/Moron.org line and screwing it up worse than someone who hates the organization.

14. martha Says:
    January 10th, 2006 at 1:27 pm

    …the suggested afterthought line – “Mary Jo Kopeckne was unavailable for comment” should be put on the crawl line under Ted every time they show him asking yet another ethics/agenda question.

15. Rhod Says:
    January 10th, 2006 at 4:21 pm

    I heard he’s checking in at Boston General for a Kopechtomy. It just keeps growing back.

16. El-Bee Says:
    January 10th, 2006 at 10:12 pm

    What’s the name of the book that FatTed wrote with his dog? “MaryJo’s View From Poucha Pond”? Yea, that’s it!

17. Dustyvet Says:
    January 11th, 2006 at 2:18 am

    Waterboarding Teddy…:twisted: What a neat idea for a franchise…:mrgreen:

18. iowastate Says:
    January 11th, 2006 at 8:25 am

    Show some repect, already. Don’t all those years of boozing and womanizing count for anything? If I didn’t know better I’d get the impression some a youse guys had thought poor ole Teddy has done nothin’ positive in his years of pubic service.