Comments on: Help Please

By: iowastate

iowastate — Wed, 11 Jan 2006 13:25:01 +0000

Show some repect, already. Don’t all those years of boozing and womanizing count for anything? If I didn’t know better I’d get the impression some a youse guys had thought poor ole Teddy has done nothin’ positive in his years of pubic service.

By: Dustyvet

Dustyvet — Wed, 11 Jan 2006 07:18:30 +0000

Waterboarding Teddy…:twisted: What a neat idea for a franchise…:mrgreen:

By: El-Bee

El-Bee — Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:12:39 +0000

What’s the name of the book that FatTed wrote with his dog? “MaryJo’s View From Poucha Pond”? Yea, that’s it!

By: Rhod

Rhod — Tue, 10 Jan 2006 21:21:29 +0000

I heard he’s checking in at Boston General for a Kopechtomy. It just keeps growing back.

By: martha

martha — Tue, 10 Jan 2006 18:27:44 +0000

…the suggested afterthought line – “Mary Jo Kopeckne was unavailable for comment” should be put on the crawl line under Ted every time they show him asking yet another ethics/agenda question.

By: scrapiron

scrapiron — Tue, 10 Jan 2006 17:17:52 +0000

Leave poor old Ted alone. He’s the shame of Ma., The only state in the union represented in the Senate by a murderer and a traitor.

Is the name ‘Splash’ for his dog in reference to what Mary Jo did, or is it the splash (small) of water in his scotch?

It’s great to see someone reading the Commie George/Moron.org line and screwing it up worse than someone who hates the organization.

By: Jeff H

Jeff H — Tue, 10 Jan 2006 17:13:44 +0000

A bullet would cost less than the water–and it would give liberal conspiracy theorists something to talk about for the next 40 years.

By: Linknzona

Linknzona — Tue, 10 Jan 2006 17:03:00 +0000

Hey, we should give Ol’ Ted a break. He is probably still tilting at the electricity generating windmills proposed for the Cape Cod area. Horrors! Alternative energy facilities where he might see them from his yacht.

By: Stuck On Stupid

Stuck On Stupid — Tue, 10 Jan 2006 16:57:29 +0000

“Captain Oldsmobile” Alleges Alito Racism

Teddy Kennedy inferred that Judge Alito is a racist during the opening statements of Judge Alito’s Supreme Court hearing today. Ted Kennnedy (d)( Mass).: In an era when America is still too often divided by race and by ri…

By: tbone

tbone — Tue, 10 Jan 2006 16:02:15 +0000

Yeah, if only Teddy and Dean were as underprivileged as Bush…