Lord Haw Haw Does Big Brother, Kitty-style
January 13th, 2006 at 7:18 pm by Smantix
Kitty looks a little pregnant – but who’s the father?
In a move that has surprised moral and physical contortionists alike, famous anti-war actor/activist Lord Haw Haw, er..I mean George Galloway has had his fill of licking the balls of dictators and has moved on to licking his own balls:
Mr Galloway, 51, went on all fours, purred and pretended to lick cream from actress Rula Lenska’s hands, as part of a task set on the Channel 4 show.
This may shock some people but to any casual observer of Galloway’s previous antics it should come as no surprise what a big pussy he is.
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During a Big Brother task to see whether “humans can communicate with animals”, Mr Galloway asked Ms Lenska: “Now, would you like me to be the cat?”
He crawled on all fours and then pretended to lap from her hands as if drinking cream, after which she rubbed the “cream” from his “whiskers” and stroked his head and behind his ears.
Careful ma’am. You don’t know where he’s been.
Luckily for British viewers, the camera cut away before he hit the litterbox and proceeded to scoot his ass around on the carpet for two hours.










January 13th, 2006 at 10:40 pm
Uhhh…. Yes…. Proceded to “scoot his ass around on the carpet for two hours”. Got it!
Did he shit a furball out, too?!:???:
January 14th, 2006 at 6:29 pm
Look, compared to the average forelock tugging, toothless, bomb-in-the-pocket Labor MP, or the inbred, brown-toothed, double-cowlike, flatulent seat-warmer in the House of Lords, Galloway is pretty normal.
When they aren’t pretending to be cats, they’re buggering them. Glenda Jackson is the offspring of just such a union, and I have it on good authority that Galloway is part Calico himself. Steady on with old Georgie. He’s all right, Jack.
January 15th, 2006 at 12:50 pm
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