Kitty looks a little pregnant - but who’s the father?
In a move that has surprised moral and physical contortionists alike, famous anti-war actor/activist Lord Haw Haw, er..I mean George Galloway has had his fill of licking the balls of dictators and has moved on to licking his own balls:
George Galloway has been branded a “laughing stock” by a Labour opponent after the Respect MP imitated a cat on Celebrity Big Brother.
Mr Galloway, 51, went on all fours, purred and pretended to lick cream from actress Rula Lenska’s hands, as part of a task set on the Channel 4 show.
This may shock some people but to any casual observer of Galloway’s previous antics it should come as no surprise what a big pussy he is.
Mr Biggs, City and East member on the assembly, said: “His antics on TV, just hours after missing a crucial parliamentary vote affecting his constituency, demonstrate that he is becoming one of the biggest laughing stocks in London politics since the Second World War.”
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During a Big Brother task to see whether “humans can communicate with animals”, Mr Galloway asked Ms Lenska: “Now, would you like me to be the cat?”
He crawled on all fours and then pretended to lap from her hands as if drinking cream, after which she rubbed the “cream” from his “whiskers” and stroked his head and behind his ears.
Careful ma’am. You don’t know where he’s been.
Luckily for British viewers, the camera cut away before he hit the litterbox and proceeded to scoot his ass around on the carpet for two hours.
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