Ugly American Mountain Pisses Off World
January 13th, 2006 at 6:54 pm by SmantixIn a bellicose move that has squandered the international goodwill gained from Dim-O-Cracks(tm) blocking the drilling of ANWR, the Augustine Volcano in the state of Alaska continues to blatantly flip off the Kyoto Protocols:
A pilot reported ash from the second explosion as high as 52,000 feet above sea level, Neal said. Ash clouds from the other two explosions were reported to reach 30,000 to 36,000 feet, according to the observatory.
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The current activity, which was preceded by months of small but intensifying earthquakes below the volcano, is similar to that of the past, Neal said. “This is typical Augustine behavior,” she said.
In typical fashion, Congressional Democrats have called for investigations to discover “what the President knew and when he knew it”.
From MoveOn.org Customer Service Rep Chuck Schumer:
“Once again, the Bush Administration has ignored numerous global warming warnings and stuck a dagger in the side of our Mother Earth. Attempts to dissuade Bush’s unresponsive mountain have been met by a typical rightwing disregard for our planet’s delicate ecosystem. In addition to smoking in public which is just digusting.”
You know we all have to live on this planet, asshole
January 13th, 2006 at 10:47 pm
And thus proving one more time that there is not a damn thing that man can create that can match what this planet is capable of doing to itself. Call it planetary manifest destruction syndrome (PMDS).
January 14th, 2006 at 12:59 am
Or Planetary Menstrual Syndrome. But what “feel-good” legislation can fill our gaping, environmentally-conscious maw?
January 14th, 2006 at 2:45 pm
Stop Global Warming Now, Before It’s Too Late!
Step 1: Eliminate the internal combustion engine!!!
Step 2: Kill all plant life!!!!
Whoa, time out Green Bay; do what again?!?!
Oh, you didn’t hear? Now it’s those living, breathing bastard plants that are causing the coming apocalypse:
LON…