I Believe I’ve Found Preston Jr.’s New Day Care Provider
January 21st, 2006 at 12:07 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesNote to Mrs. Holmes: Please consider Denise Proell’s nursery school for Preston Jr.’s day-care needs. She sounds like the kind of teacher he could really get behind.
Denise Proell, 19, from Dresden, works for a Church-run nursery school during the day and a strip club at night.
She said: “As well as working at the kindergarten, I’m also studying to become a fully qualified teacher so that I can one day open my own nursery school, which is why I need the extra money.”
But she added that she enjoyed both her jobs: “It turns me on when lots of men admire my naked body. It’s a total contrast to my main job.”
Her strip-club boss, Wolle Foerster, 51, said: “Denise is one of my best girls, and is naturally talented. Her garter is always stuffed with notes.”
But kindergarten boss, Kate Gorecki, 59, said: “This is unacceptable behaviour for one of our teachers, we cannot tolerate it. There are going to be serious consequences.”
January 21st, 2006 at 12:21 pm
Oh come on, Isn’t Jr allowed to make his own decisions about which day care he will attend?
Reminds me of the new family at my kids catholic school. The mom was VERY attractive.
She would walk up to get her daughter and you could hear the snide remarks coming from the other moms. I liked to shock the rude prudes now and then myself. A few months into the school year and word got out, Ashleys mom was a “Hooter” girl. Slowly you started seeing more dad’s picking up their kids. I would laugh to myself thinking, geez, Fr. James should pray Ashleys family would start going to church.
January 21st, 2006 at 1:13 pm
Which kid are you talking about – Preston Spears Federline or your “real” son?
January 21st, 2006 at 2:33 pm
Nice work there, Dad…. You scooped Drudge on this one! Grrrrr…. 19 year old Kindergarten teacher…. Stripper…. Grrrr!
January 22nd, 2006 at 1:27 am
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January 22nd, 2006 at 1:36 am
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January 22nd, 2006 at 2:51 am
I would be even more concerned if this teacher got behind your child.