Note to Mrs. Holmes: Please consider Denise Proell’s nursery school for Preston Jr.’s day-care needs. She sounds like the kind of teacher he could really get behind.
A young kindergarten teacher is facing the sack after it was revealed she earns money on the side - as a stripper.
Denise Proell, 19, from Dresden, works for a Church-run nursery school during the day and a strip club at night.
She said: “As well as working at the kindergarten, I’m also studying to become a fully qualified teacher so that I can one day open my own nursery school, which is why I need the extra money.”
But she added that she enjoyed both her jobs: “It turns me on when lots of men admire my naked body. It’s a total contrast to my main job.”
Her strip-club boss, Wolle Foerster, 51, said: “Denise is one of my best girls, and is naturally talented. Her garter is always stuffed with notes.”
But kindergarten boss, Kate Gorecki, 59, said: “This is unacceptable behaviour for one of our teachers, we cannot tolerate it. There are going to be serious consequences.”
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