Hollywood Stars One More Step Closer to Homelessness
January 24th, 2006 at 2:01 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesHollywood studios, down in the dumps because redstate America isn’t swallowing the celluloid vomit they’re putting out, are delighted that some stars are willing to take pay cuts to ease the pain.
Facing declining cinema audiences, Hollywood is trying to persuade its top actors to set an example by cutting back a lucrative arrangement known as “first dollarâ€, under which the director, producer and stars receive a share of a film’s box office take regardless of whether the studio has covered its filming costs.
Hanks had been expected to share 40% of the takings of The Da Vinci Code — to be released in May — with Ron Howard, the director, and Brian Grazer, the producer, in addition to their own fees. Instead, they will reportedly settle for 25%. Studios hope this will become the industry standard, claiming that this will leave them with more money to spend on the films.
Tom Hanks isn’t the only one taking it in the shorts. MENSA member Cameron Diaz is also feeling the pinch and will be eating only Ramen noodles and pinto beans for a while.
Sony, the studio, said it had no choice after a number of recent box office disappointments and promised to make it up to Diaz in the future. “Let’s not get too weepy here,†said a Sony executive. “Cameron Diaz is thinking of the future and she is still getting north of $10m (£5.7m) for the two months’ work.â€
Personally, I won’t be satisfied until Kevin Costner, Johnny Depp and Jennifer Love Hewitt are all fighting over the same bowl of lukewarm potato soup at a South Central Los Angeles homeless shelter.










January 24th, 2006 at 2:23 pm
Makes ya wonder how come the grand total receipts on all those direct-to-video anti-Michael Moore films (sold exclusively at overstock.com!) took in 0.01% what “Fahrenheit 9/11″ did, huh? The invisible hand of the marketplace of ideas was giving someone the finger, methinks.
January 24th, 2006 at 3:25 pm
comment by Just Sayin’ — Tuesday, January 24, 2006 @ 2:23 pm
Methinks that would make it an invisible finger and unworthy of notice. Just sayin.
January 24th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
Methinks that would make it an invisible finger and unworthy of notice. Just sayin.
Yeah, the free market really doesn’t apply to the marketplace of ideas. Got ya.
January 25th, 2006 at 12:48 am
Years of promotion by a major studio can do that.
January 28th, 2006 at 1:28 am
Speaking of Cameron Diaz, how’s that Rape Legalization Act coming along?