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Hollywood Stars One More Step Closer to Homelessness

January 24th, 2006 at 2:01 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Hollywood studios, down in the dumps because redstate America isn’t swallowing the celluloid vomit they’re putting out, are delighted that some stars are willing to take pay cuts to ease the pain.

THE Da Vinci Code is one of the most eagerly anticipated films of the year but its significance to Hollywood may go deeper than mere box office success: Tom Hanks has delighted his studio bosses by accepting a pay cut for his role as the book’s art sleuth hero.

Facing declining cinema audiences, Hollywood is trying to persuade its top actors to set an example by cutting back a lucrative arrangement known as “first dollar”, under which the director, producer and stars receive a share of a film’s box office take regardless of whether the studio has covered its filming costs.

Hanks had been expected to share 40% of the takings of The Da Vinci Code — to be released in May — with Ron Howard, the director, and Brian Grazer, the producer, in addition to their own fees. Instead, they will reportedly settle for 25%. Studios hope this will become the industry standard, claiming that this will leave them with more money to spend on the films.

Tom Hanks isn’t the only one taking it in the shorts. MENSA member Cameron Diaz is also feeling the pinch and will be eating only Ramen noodles and pinto beans for a while.

Cameron Diaz, who is second only to Julia Roberts in the female stars’ pay scale but still earns on average half a top male star’s salary, is said to have agreed to forgo her “first dollar” deal to star in a romantic comedy called Holiday.

Sony, the studio, said it had no choice after a number of recent box office disappointments and promised to make it up to Diaz in the future. “Let’s not get too weepy here,” said a Sony executive. “Cameron Diaz is thinking of the future and she is still getting north of $10m (£5.7m) for the two months’ work.”

Personally, I won’t be satisfied until Kevin Costner, Johnny Depp and Jennifer Love Hewitt are all fighting over the same bowl of lukewarm potato soup at a South Central Los Angeles homeless shelter.


5 Responses to “Hollywood Stars One More Step Closer to Homelessness”

  1. Just Sayin' Says:

    Makes ya wonder how come the grand total receipts on all those direct-to-video anti-Michael Moore films (sold exclusively at overstock.com!) took in 0.01% what “Fahrenheit 9/11″ did, huh? The invisible hand of the marketplace of ideas was giving someone the finger, methinks.

  2. ViVi Says:

    comment by Just Sayin’ — Tuesday, January 24, 2006 @ 2:23 pm

    Methinks that would make it an invisible finger and unworthy of notice. Just sayin.

  3. Just Sayin' Says:

    Methinks that would make it an invisible finger and unworthy of notice. Just sayin.

    Yeah, the free market really doesn’t apply to the marketplace of ideas. Got ya.

  4. Smantix Says:

    Years of promotion by a major studio can do that.

  5. Doug Says:

    Speaking of Cameron Diaz, how’s that Rape Legalization Act coming along?

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