Alito ConfirmedJanuary 31st, 2006 at 11:30 am by Preston Taylor Holmes
That sound you hear is millions of women weeping as their rights are collectively taken away by Bushitler and his evil minions.
Sounds like sweet, sweet music to me.
I just had the pleasure of watching Monday’s Ted Kennedy meltdown – you can find some of the video at Malkin’s place – and it’s really good stuff. Especially if you enjoy self-righteous politicians unable to find a way to contain their outrage, resulting in a near-stroke.
I believe I can boil Kennedy’s protest down to the following statement: “If Judge Alito is confirmed, then all handicapped black women will have to drink from colored water fountains and will be pushed down the stairs while simultaneously applying for a job and getting an abortion while President Bush illegally listens in on their phone calls and denies them health care.”
I think that about covers it.