Ronald McDonald Beheaded

February 14th, 2006 at 1:05 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Proving once again that they’re not exactly the sharpest tools in the shed (though, they are certainly tools), rioting islamonazis in Pakistan have attacked McDonalds and KFC, beheading the much-beloved clown in the process.

Did Ben Stiller grow a beard?

ISLAMABAD (Reuters) – Security guards shot dead two men, police used teargas on students in Islamabad’s diplomatic enclave and protesters attacked Western businesses on Tuesday in Pakistan’s most violent reaction yet to cartoons of the Prophet.

In Iran, scores of demonstrators hurled petrol bombs at the British embassy in renewed protests against the cartoons and Western opposition to Tehran’s nuclear ambitions.

Pakistan’s Interior Minister Aftab Ahmed Khan Sherpao said guards at a bank that was attacked by protesters in the eastern city of Lahore shot dead two men.

Police fired into the air and baton-charged protesters who set vehicles alight and ransacked outlets of international fast food companies, including McDonald’s, KFC and Pizza Hut, and the Norwegian mobile phone firm Telenor, witnesses said.

Protesters also hurled stones at a Holiday Inn hotel and Western-owned filling stations. About 2,000 people staged a sit-in near the provincial assembly.

The Pizza Hut was not badly injured, but the presence of pepperoni only incited the rioters to further violence. Thankfully, most of the violence was aimed at each other.

More cartoon-related fast-food rioting from the Jawa.

UPDATE:

Cartoon-related-rioting death toll in Pakistan is up to two.

* Yawn *

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8 Responses to “Ronald McDonald Beheaded”

1. Cranky Says:
   February 14th, 2006 at 1:30 pm

   They’ve desecrated our Captialist Prophet Ronald McDonald!

   That does it, I’m going to burn something Pakistani like… like… I’ll get back to you.

2. Rhod Says:
   February 14th, 2006 at 3:16 pm

   Pepperoni only reminds these guys of their own shortcomings, and Ronald McDonald reminds them of their ideal woman. This is all very Freudian.

3. smantix Says:
   February 14th, 2006 at 4:17 pm

   Kentucky Fried Fatwa!

4. Feisty Says:
   February 14th, 2006 at 8:22 pm

   Ronald is dead….time to behead!!!!

5. Pope Raykroc I Says:
   February 14th, 2006 at 10:23 pm

   Ronald, yea verily, ye shall be avenged!

   To arms! A crusade we will undertake to recapture the Holy Fryer!

6. Unpartisan.com Political News and Blog Aggregator Says:
   February 14th, 2006 at 10:31 pm

   Protesters Ravage Two Pakistani Cities

   Thousands of protesters rampaged through two cities Tuesday, storming into a diplomatic district and

7. dsmith Says:
   February 15th, 2006 at 11:46 am

   I know I should stand up for our capitalistic clown, but I have to be honest. Ronald really freaks me out. Always has.

   But, if Preston wants us to issue a hamburglar fatwa, I’ll be there, defending our corporate Fry Guys from these murderous bastards!

   We’ll call it the Trojan Clown Offensive, and all Ronalds will be packed to the goofy grins with McSplosions!

8. Swap Blog » Blog Archive » Cartoon Funny Says:
   February 15th, 2006 at 12:43 pm

   [...] We are a bit late on this one, sorry about that. Six Meat Buffet had a VERY funny post up yesterday (Feb 14th), based on some work by the Jawa Report, that reports on the beheading of Ronald McDonald in Islamabad. This piece, and the JAWA Report work, provide some classic comic relief to the recent riots in Arab nations. SMB’s Full Post Here [...]