It’s Time for Some Public Delinkings
February 16th, 2006 at 10:45 am by Preston Taylor HolmesIt seems that, on the inspiration of Right Wing News, some bloggers are listing their favorite blogs – and even worse – daring to rank them in order of their personal favorites.
The sheer bravado shown by these bloggers calls for an angry mass public delinking.
First on the list is MacStansbury.
MacStansbury has Six Meat ranked #24 out of 40. I find this entirely unacceptable. To be left out of the top-20 is an offense to myself, Smantix and, from what I’ve just learned, has caused Cranky to stay home from work today because it has “sickened him beyond all imagination.”
As a result, we’re delinking Mac for the rest of the day. After which, we will add him back. This will teach him a lesson that he won’t soon forget.
On the flip side, there is Buckley F. Williams at TNOYF, who properly sucks up and lists us #11. This is the kind of bloated ranking we can live with.
As a result of this blatant sucking-up, we’re moving TNOYF to the top-level favorites blogroll.
As for Right Wing News, I just realized that I didn’t even have RWN on my blogroll, so I’m adding them, then DELINKING them as a show of disgust at not even making the top 40. After which time I’ll probably them back, since John has thrown a link or two our way in the past. BUT, for today, DELINKED!
I’m also publically DELINKING Vince Aut Morire for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
February 16th, 2006 at 11:55 am
You are a kind and benevolent dictator, Preston.
Everyone should be glad that I was not consulted or that blogroll could’ve gotten trimmed down faster than Carnie Wilson after gastric-bypass surgery.
February 16th, 2006 at 12:07 pm
I’m somebody again!
February 16th, 2006 at 1:26 pm
I’m pleased to tell you that you’re my favorite among all bloggers that have the word “Meat” in their blog name.
February 16th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
Deliverance, that was the suckiest suck-up job I’ve ever seen.
Off topic: should we bring back the Six Meat Basketball Challenge this year? I’m sure as last year’s winner, you’re eager to defend your crown…
February 16th, 2006 at 2:08 pm
Just please don’t bring back a competition that SIN can win. I’m really enjoying my standing at the moment, and she’s way to cocky anyway.
And, it’s stooooopid for blogs to list and rank their favorite blogs. What is this?
February 16th, 2006 at 2:16 pm
Vivi and I agree SMB is our favorite blog.
Is this by any chance a democratic poll? Cause nobody called us!
We give you guys more posts than our original blog daddy. Not mentioning names here, he hasn’t paid support of late.
AND JUST FOR THE RECORD, WE ARE NOT THE KIND OF GIRLS THAT KISS ANYBODY’S AZZ, unless we are willing
. And for you guys…..we are willing participants. Only way someone could beat that would be to get neeked. And hell yes, we do that too.
February 16th, 2006 at 2:29 pm
SIN, you’re such a suck up, but what she says is true. And thanks for reminding me of that blog support owed by Dan Riehl at RiehlWorldView–he’s a deadbeat blogdaddy fer shure. Sin can you get your Philly guy to take care of that?
February 16th, 2006 at 3:47 pm
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
MY TTLB STATS!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
February 16th, 2006 at 4:33 pm
Mac, it seems you have been reduced to Peanut and Jelly on crackers
February 16th, 2006 at 4:33 pm
Mac, it seems you have been reduced to Peanutbutter and Jelly on crackers
February 16th, 2006 at 6:31 pm
Dan is just across the river in Jersey and he’s overdue for a good whompin’.
I would be my pleasure.
February 16th, 2006 at 10:29 pm
Thanks Cranky. Can I watch?
February 16th, 2006 at 10:31 pm
Cranky and SIN, I’ll meet you there with the video camera and cold beverages.
February 16th, 2006 at 10:50 pm
HEY!! I just realized that SINNER volunteered me to kiss y’alls azz and get neckid! Sin, we have talked about this–you need to check with me first before arranging these things.
February 16th, 2006 at 11:41 pm
Bring it on, Cranky – and you can have the ungrateful biatches I blog fathered. What can I say? I was drunk!
February 17th, 2006 at 12:52 am
“I’m also publically DELINKING Vince Aut Morire for absolutely no reason whatsoever.”
How about because it’s a weird and unpronounceable name?
February 17th, 2006 at 1:09 am
February 17th, 2006 at 1:21 am
17. comment by SINcerely — Friday, February 17, 2006 @ 1:09 am
February 17th, 2006 at 2:01 am
I am so distraught, I can’t even post. Now I know what it’s like to be black, homeless and orphaned.
February 17th, 2006 at 2:09 am
Sin, are you related to Navin Johnson? He too was born a poor black child.
February 17th, 2006 at 2:12 am
And what is to become of our one and only blogchile now that it’s been abandoned by its blogdaddy? Woe and misery.
February 17th, 2006 at 7:43 am
Hell, yes bring back the Basketball Challenge. I was so bad this year picking football games that I need to refurbish my now tarnished reputation as picker extraordinaire.
February 17th, 2006 at 8:22 am
OK, you know that mailbox where I dropped off the Thin Mint cookies? Let’s all meet there. ViVi, bring the baby oil. SIN please bring the jumper cables.
February 17th, 2006 at 8:32 am
10-4 Cranky. You think Preston can babysit the blogchile while we we’re away on business?
Oh, and, um, bring along my partially-destroyed Hello Kitty if you would.
February 17th, 2006 at 11:47 am
Hey let’s not be hasty.
Your incessant vitriol caused me to move “Sex Meat Ballet” (sp?) to the TOP of my Blog roll — is that enough or do you want a pint of my O negative blood too!
February 17th, 2006 at 12:06 pm
Several pints of that precious blood will do just fine.
February 18th, 2006 at 3:51 am
Kiki, “Vince Aut Morire” is Latin for “Conquer Or Die.”
Which should make it less weird and unpronouncable.
Preston, why hast thou forsaken me?
February 19th, 2006 at 8:27 am
thanks for keeping me on your list dude.