***AN OPEN LETTER TO THE RECIPIENT OF THE $365 MILLION DOLLAR POWERBALL LOTTERY***

Dear Unannounced Winner of the $365 Million Powerball,

In light of a recent call by a Pakistani cleric to put out a bounty of $1 Million dollars on the cartoonists who accurately lampooned the mouthpiece of a minor deity, I would like to request that you put out a $1 Million and $1 dollar bounty on that particular cleric.

After taxes, that will still leave you enough money for 160 to 170 other clerics who are encouraging attacks on our troops, embassies and tourists abroad.

Forego that extra 5,000 square feet on your new mansion and take a stand that will make international news and set a precedent in hopes that more lottery winners will follow suit.

A fool and his money were lucky to get together in the first place. Why dontcha do some good with it?

Posted by Smantix @ 12:06 pm
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1. I’ll throw in a Five Spot as well. Great idea, S!

   comment by Preston Taylor Holmes — Monday, February 20, 2006 @ 12:13 pm

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2. Count me in for an extra buck or two as well.

   comment by ViVi — Monday, February 20, 2006 @ 3:12 pm

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3. brilliant idea. I’ll chip in a few dollars.

   comment by LindaSoG — Monday, February 20, 2006 @ 3:44 pm

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4. I pledge $20

   comment by Gary — Monday, February 20, 2006 @ 4:18 pm

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5. If government was doing its job, they could provide a nice little write-off or subsidy for any or all lottery winners that pledge the mil-n-a-buck bounty on the shit-in-the-turbin clerics that dare declare a price on any western man’s head. I’d like to contribute a $100.00 F-U on Imam Haji, too.

   comment by Yiddish Steel — Monday, February 20, 2006 @ 4:32 pm

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6. Thanks for the donations everybody but we need some serious cash. Either that, or we need to fund a splinter cell of militant Free Will Baptists to infiltrate Pakistani flight schools and learn how to hijack Magic Carpets for suicide missions.

   comment by Smantix — Monday, February 20, 2006 @ 6:45 pm

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7. This is great, I love what you do, great blog! haha

   Here is a sound file of Eastwood to go with your picture. heh heh

   http://www.theodoresworld.net/watch/punk.wav

   comment by Wild Thing — Tuesday, February 21, 2006 @ 1:03 am

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8. Great stuff…Great Blog…

   Will you take Chinese RMB?

   Found you via the Alliance blogroll….

   L

   comment by Lon — Tuesday, February 21, 2006 @ 11:12 am

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