Fistful of Fatwa
February 20th, 2006 at 12:06 pm by Smantix***AN OPEN LETTER TO THE RECIPIENT OF THE $365 MILLION DOLLAR POWERBALL LOTTERY***
Dear Unannounced Winner of the $365 Million Powerball,
In light of a recent call by a Pakistani cleric to put out a bounty of $1 Million dollars on the cartoonists who accurately lampooned the mouthpiece of a minor deity, I would like to request that you put out a $1 Million and $1 dollar bounty on that particular cleric.
After taxes, that will still leave you enough money for 160 to 170 other clerics who are encouraging attacks on our troops, embassies and tourists abroad.
Forego that extra 5,000 square feet on your new mansion and take a stand that will make international news and set a precedent in hopes that more lottery winners will follow suit.
A fool and his money were lucky to get together in the first place. Why dontcha do some good with it?
February 20th, 2006 at 12:13 pm
I’ll throw in a Five Spot as well. Great idea, S!
February 20th, 2006 at 3:12 pm
Count me in for an extra buck or two as well.
February 20th, 2006 at 3:44 pm
brilliant idea. I’ll chip in a few dollars.
February 20th, 2006 at 4:18 pm
I pledge $20
February 20th, 2006 at 4:32 pm
If government was doing its job, they could provide a nice little write-off or subsidy for any or all lottery winners that pledge the mil-n-a-buck bounty on the shit-in-the-turbin clerics that dare declare a price on any western man’s head. I’d like to contribute a $100.00 F-U on Imam Haji, too.
February 20th, 2006 at 4:36 pm
Cartoon Insanity Continues
This just in from Afghanistan, or maybe Pakistan, or Syria, or Jordan, or one of those muslim backwaters… Students gathered at the university campus chanted “Death to Denmark”, “Death to America” and “Death to France”, a witness said. They also…
February 20th, 2006 at 4:52 pm
Small Minority of Extremists & Misunderstanders of Islam
It’s like Instapundit, but all in one post! Heh. It’s the Religion of Peace update:…
February 20th, 2006 at 6:45 pm
Thanks for the donations everybody but we need some serious cash. Either that, or we need to fund a splinter cell of militant Free Will Baptists to infiltrate Pakistani flight schools and learn how to hijack Magic Carpets for suicide missions.
February 21st, 2006 at 1:03 am
This is great, I love what you do, great blog! haha
Here is a sound file of Eastwood to go with your picture. heh heh
http://www.theodoresworld.net/watch/punk.wav
February 21st, 2006 at 1:31 am
Court Issues Fatwa On Cartoonists
. Court issues fatwa on cartoonists An Islamic court in India has issued a fatwa, or religious decree, condemning to death the 12 artists who drew the controversial images of the prophet Mohammed. The decree was issued on behalf…
February 21st, 2006 at 11:12 am
Great stuff…Great Blog…
Will you take Chinese RMB?
Found you via the Alliance blogroll….
L