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Monday, February 20, 2006


 

Sunday Night Poll: Homeland Insecurity

Given President Junior’s lack of concern for our borders, it should come as no surprise that he’s selling out the security of six major U.S. ports to the freakin’ United Arab Emirates. Just consider that concept for a moment. If I wasn’t already painfully aware of President Junior’s political tin ear, I would think this was some type of joke. But, of course, it isn’t.

So, since Junior seems to need a little help with his wacky security schemes, let’s help him make his next strategic move by voting in tonight’s Sunday Monday Night Poll.


What other steps should President Junior take to improve Homeland Security?

Turn over U.S. nuclear plant security to a council of filthy Iranian mullahs.

Put Chechen muslims in charge of U.S. Elementary Schools.

Instead of slackjawed Federal cretins, put Pakistani muslim clerics in charge of Airport Security.

Put members of the new Hamas government in charge of providing security for U.S. Synagogues.

Make Chocolate City Mayor Ray Nagin the new Chancellor of National Weather Planning and Response.

Turn over U.S. national defense to United Nations peacekeepers.

Put Michael Moore in charge of the deep fryer at Steak-n-Shake.


  
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UPDATE:

It gets worse. Dhimmi Carter has announced that he endorses the “turn the ports over to the UAE” plan of action. Call off the deal, President Junior. Call it off.

Posted by Preston Taylor Holmes @ 10:34 pm
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    Trackback by Unpartisan.com Political News and Blog Aggregator — Tuesday, February 21, 2006 12:42 am | permalink


  2. Give the Ports to the Danish

    Forget the Arab companies trying to take over American ports. Give them to the Danes! Heh. And while we’re thinking about Arab companies running U.S. ports, why not take this pole which asks what other government functions should be taken…

    Trackback by The Jawa Report — Tuesday, February 21, 2006 9:32 am | permalink


  3. HOW THE PORT SELLOUT WAS FINANCED

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  4. More odds ‘n’ ends

    OK, so I still don’t feel like writing anything today (see also: yesterday, the day before, the day before that, etc.), so I’ll clear out a little bit of today’s incoming email and other things instead. (No “odd” ones, t…

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  5. No Safe Harbor From Swirling Controversy

    As for the odd political bedfellows, I noted yesterday that much of the current outrage stems over parochial and home rule issues - the municipalities where these ports are located wanted a say in the decision, and that cuts across party lines. That’…

    Trackback by A Blog For All — Tuesday, February 21, 2006 8:18 pm | permalink


  6. [...] Preston wants you to look at his pole–er, poll. (He’s such a tease.) [...]

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  7. Homeland Insecurity via SixMeatBuffet

    Don’t vote here, I’m just plagiarizing. Take the official poll at 6MB.

    posted by ViVi at 10:24 PM

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:: Comments ::

  1. Not to dhimminish Dick Morris’ podiatric contribution to the English language, but Junior and Co. are threatening to take “foothunting” to a whole new level.

    Quick, there’s a foot! Shoot it!

    comment by smantix — Tuesday, February 21, 2006 @ 10:36 am


  2. If Carter supports it, I know where I stand.

    comment by ViVi — Tuesday, February 21, 2006 @ 1:09 pm


  3. I didn’t see the big deal until Carter came out for it. Now I know something is wrong with the plan.

    comment by Chad Evans — Tuesday, February 21, 2006 @ 3:18 pm


  4. I know why Jr. did it… It was an attempt to make Jummah’s head expolde,,, Sooner or latter he’ll realise that he and Jr. are in agreement then POP!!!!

    comment by Swamp Rabbit — Tuesday, February 21, 2006 @ 3:42 pm


  5. Carter’s for it?

    Debate over. One need read no further.

    comment by AnonymousDrivel — Tuesday, February 21, 2006 @ 3:49 pm


  6. First Harriet Meirs, now this. Is this Administration completely tone deaf re: political fallout? The threat of a veto, which will be over-ridden, is ridiculous.

    comment by Colin — Tuesday, February 21, 2006 @ 5:38 pm


  7. This administration/president is really amazing. You would THINK that they/he would have learned his lesson with Miers, but he keeps stepping in it. Perhaps he is just dumb as a stump. It’s hard to find another explanation for it.

    comment by Preston Taylor Holmes — Tuesday, February 21, 2006 @ 5:54 pm


  8. :evil:Seems evil to us. Make sure everyone who understands this ….. mails/emails/faxes your thoughts to our Senators and the White House. It is better to write a letter to the White House! “Frightening prospects, and we are sick of this. We voted two times for this administration, but NOT HAPPY any longer! Wondering if George B isn’t drinking heavily again???? GOD PLEASE BLESS US ALL.

    comment by Fred & Bj — Tuesday, February 21, 2006 @ 7:41 pm


  9. Something to consider: if we deny the UAE the ability to control the port operation which they bought from the British, then who do we give it to, our own? That likely means Halliburton–wouldnt you love to see the dim reaction to that?

    comment by ViVi — Tuesday, February 21, 2006 @ 11:41 pm


  10. I blame Rove. (Seriously.) I think Boy Wonder Rove needs to go, because he’s made for elections, not the WH. Bring in Dick Morris, and Bush will get back in sync–but that won’t ever happen because of that Bush loyalty (to Rove).
    Morris pulled Slick Willie out of the basement (before Monica); he could EASILY refocus Bushie. Hell, I could probably do it.
    And TOSS Andy Card, for Chrissakes. The WH is in full fuckin’ meltdown.

    comment by Beth — Wednesday, February 22, 2006 @ 5:17 am


  11. Wonder what happened to the American companies who at one time ran these ports.
    I was just as shocked to find out they were being run by the British.

    comment by SINcerely — Wednesday, February 22, 2006 @ 6:18 am


  12. As far as Halliburton is concerned … They do things many others won’t touch, The problem is they charge out the butt for Anything! Like doing the laundry for our troops @ $120. per shirt? Yeh right.

    comment by Fred & Bj — Wednesday, February 22, 2006 @ 7:41 pm


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