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Sobek for President

February 24th, 2006 at 7:58 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

You had me at:

So much for foreign policy. On to domestic issues. I know that many people are nervous that the Patriot Act might encroach too much on civil liberties. You know what? I don’t care. I’m here to rule you plebes with an iron fist, not give a squirt of piss about your precious little civil liberties. If you’ve got a problem with that, I’ll be more than happy to buy you a plane ticket to Bolivia. Which I will then bomb.

Read his DNC Nomination Acceptance speech. Then his RNC Nomination acceptance speech. I don’t care if he has a D or an R after his name, I’m votin’ for him.

UNRELATED: The Holmes clan and I will be signing autographs at Ripley’s Aquarium of the Smokies in Gatlinburg today. If I run into you, I’ll let you buy me a souvenir t-shirt.


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2 Responses to “Sobek for President”

  1. reverse_vampyr Says:
    February 24th, 2006 at 1:33 pm

    Abso-freakin-lutely hillarious!! :lol:

  2. reverse_vampyr Says:
    February 24th, 2006 at 1:42 pm

    Sobek for President

    This was too good not to share.