For anyone sick of the incessant bombardment of G-dawgs flashing dollar, dollar bills to the camera in front of rented Humvees or so-called 38 year-old “men” who write whiny songs about their momma’s kicking them out of the house or worse, Mother Earth - this weekend finds me not ridiculing but rather partaking in the culture that’s given us so much and asked for so little. Especially in the field of dentistry.

Ruyter Suys of Nashville P*ssy empowering women everywhere with ten Marshall amps of non-menstrual rage

Picture Motorhead downing a litre of Crown Royal right before dropping 4 hits of orange sunshine and beating up AC/DC behind the dumpster of an Atlanta titty bar.

If I’m not back by tomorrow night. Somebody call the jail or a preacher.

Posted by Smantix @ 12:46 pm
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1. Sunday Funnies…

   Rest In Peace to Don Knotts. This list of funnies are in honor to all the times he made us laugh.

   image courtesy of Parley Hellewell
   Conservathink has the Carnival of Comedy
   Sex Pistols spit on Hall of Fame honor
   Suitably Flip gives us Arnold Mee…

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1. Did someone just say “Nashville Pussy”?! Yeah!! Rokk on, my good man m/

   Come Get Some!!

   They just played here in San Diego about 2 weeks ago with a band called “Honky”.

   comment by Yiddish Steel — Saturday, February 25, 2006 @ 4:42 pm

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2. Damn.

   Just…damn.

   I hate my lameass boring state.

   comment by Vinnie — Saturday, February 25, 2006 @ 7:01 pm

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3. Is “she” (that IS a “she”, right?) supposed to be hot? Cuz I’m just not seeing it, sorry.

   comment by Feisty — Saturday, February 25, 2006 @ 7:38 pm

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4. Hell with hot, that’s gotta hurt! And ewwwwww she’s got dirty feet lol

   comment by SINcerely — Sunday, February 26, 2006 @ 5:10 am

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5. It’s not Prince prancing around in his little assless, yellow pants, but it’ll have to do.
   Meow, Feisty. Meow.

   YS - The appropriately named “Honky” was there as well for this hometown closer. We missed most of the first act, which by appearances could have easily passed for The Clayton Bigsby Experience, but I thought they played as good if not better than the aforementioned Honky.

   Ruyter’s hot in that undeniably trashy way and you don’t find yourself saying “wow, she’s pretty good for a chick guitarist”. She’s better than most guitarists, period.

   The concert was great. Atlanta, that’s another story. We stayed at a “European” style hotel. And for anyone who’s ever seen National Lampoons European Vacation, you know exactly what I mean.

   comment by Smantix — Sunday, February 26, 2006 @ 3:53 pm

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6. Stayed in a Europena vac style hotel in Quebec. Well I stayed for 5 min then ran out. That bad.

   comment by SINcerely — Sunday, February 26, 2006 @ 4:51 pm

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7. WTF is that, anyway? He? She? There’s nothing in the package, but it looks like there’s hair on its neck! WTF???

   Picture Motorhead downing a litre of Crown Royal right before dropping 4 hits of orange sunshine and beating up AC/DC behind the dumpster of an Atlanta titty bar.

   Hey! I remember that!

   comment by Beth — Monday, February 27, 2006 @ 12:51 am

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8. Jesus. That IS a she! Gross.

   Good music, though.

   comment by Beth — Monday, February 27, 2006 @ 12:57 am

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