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Cranky Vision

March 4th, 2006 at 8:46 pm by Cranky

Wanna know why I’m cranky all the time? Maybe if you saw things the way I do, you’d have an idea.

Thanks to new technology made famous by Rowdy Roddy Piper, you can now try on the glasses.

Here is today’s peeve.







7 Responses to “Cranky Vision”

  1. Doug Says:

    Cranky: I turned my ststem on and it froze in the middle of the POST.

    Support: Alright, please be clicking on “Start”, go to “settings”, and open the control panel.

    Cranky: When the system actually boots, it runs Linux. It’s frozen in the middle of the memory test.

    Support: Ok, you are needing to be clicking on the Start button now, so close all programs and tell me what you see.

  2. Cranky Says:

    Doug, you know him!

    They get me every time. The smiling lady with the headset on is stock clip art.

  3. Doug Says:

    What, you didn’t think she WORKED there, did you? She got laid off when I did.

  4. Vinnie Says:

    True story:

    A customer where Merri works sent a question via email in which he wrote “Call me an idiot, but…”

    The foreign email center rep sent back

    “Dear idiot,”

  5. Smantix Says:

    So you’ve got a Dell and using Earthlink too?

  6. Cranky Says:

    Vinnie, LOL. Cultural nuance is often lost. Try saying “blue screen of death” and getting a reaction.

    Sman. Yep!

  7. Stop The ACLU Says:

    Sunday Funnies…

    image courtesy of faithmouse
    The Platypus Society has the carnival of comedy
    Slapstick Politics gives us Mount Rushmo
    Suitably Flip gives us an American education.
    Beautiful Atrocities gives Barbara Streisand a spelling lesson
    Brokeback Mountain Bun…

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