Cranky Vision
March 4th, 2006 at 8:46 pm by CrankyWanna know why I’m cranky all the time? Maybe if you saw things the way I do, you’d have an idea.
Thanks to new technology made famous by Rowdy Roddy Piper, you can now try on the glasses.
Here is today’s peeve.
March 4th, 2006 at 9:54 pm
Cranky: I turned my ststem on and it froze in the middle of the POST.
Support: Alright, please be clicking on “Start”, go to “settings”, and open the control panel.
Cranky: When the system actually boots, it runs Linux. It’s frozen in the middle of the memory test.
Support: Ok, you are needing to be clicking on the Start button now, so close all programs and tell me what you see.
March 4th, 2006 at 9:59 pm
Doug, you know him!
They get me every time. The smiling lady with the headset on is stock clip art.
March 4th, 2006 at 10:05 pm
What, you didn’t think she WORKED there, did you? She got laid off when I did.
March 5th, 2006 at 7:34 am
True story:
A customer where Merri works sent a question via email in which he wrote “Call me an idiot, but…”
The foreign email center rep sent back
“Dear idiot,”
March 5th, 2006 at 7:49 am
So you’ve got a Dell and using Earthlink too?
March 5th, 2006 at 9:01 am
Vinnie, LOL. Cultural nuance is often lost. Try saying “blue screen of death” and getting a reaction.
Sman. Yep!
March 5th, 2006 at 12:56 pm
Sunday Funnies…
image courtesy of faithmouse
The Platypus Society has the carnival of comedy
Slapstick Politics gives us Mount Rushmo
Suitably Flip gives us an American education.
Beautiful Atrocities gives Barbara Streisand a spelling lesson
Brokeback Mountain Bun…