Awkward Moments At Yale
March 8th, 2006 at 10:01 pm by CrankyOverheard near Rahmatullah Hashemi on the Yale Campus.
“Hey, Ashcroft will be speaking next week. Let’s protest the Taliban wing of the Republican party. Oops! Sorry. Not your Taliban. That’s cool.”
“So anyways, I’m really getting into it with Katie and we’re, like, completely stoned and Jen walks in and – you won’t believe this – … so by now… … … What?
Listen Rahma, you’re going to get a lot of crap from intolerant Americans. I apologize for them, they are so narrow-minded. It’s their religion.
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Anyways, I’ve always felt close to Arabs.
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I meant Afghans.
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Say, do you want to go to the “Divest From The Zionist State Rally” tonight?
Hashemi, chill out, they’re not whores. They’re just celebrating their vaginas. No. No. No. Put the knife down. C’mon, lets get some fresh air.
March 10th, 2006 at 2:41 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Senor Crank…
The trick with these is to visualize them being read by Bob Newhart. And also, when you fall out of your chair laughing, land so that your butt doesn’t hit the bottom leg holding the caster…….