No one asked to see it. No one wanted to see it. But there it was. St. Cindy Sheehag’s fishbelly gut muffin-top gunt fupa hanging out in front of the UN building earlier this week. A testament that even peace angel wings have trouble flying passed The Buffet.

*shudder*

Al-Jazeera found themselves in the familiar position of standing up for an American Hero who was being derided:

Is this RESPECT FOR HUMAN RIGHTS America preaches?
3/8/2006 12:50:00 PM GMT

Is this how people who call for peace are punished by the U.S.?

I was disturbed and deeply hurt seeing pictures showing how Cindy Sheehan, the peace activist, was treated by the police for blocking the door to the U.S. Mission offices in New York.

This woman is being punished for trying to save American families the grieve that tormented her when her son got killed in the unjustified war on Iraq.

But then, Al-Jazeera did something odd. Or as they call it in the Muslim world, “common”. No, they didn’t show their respect for human rights by throwing a burqa over her. They decided to use MS Paint to sprayout St. Cindy’s Abs of a Saviour.

Seeing as how Rolling Stone likes to airbrush Al Gore’s crotch and Time Magazine likes to photoshop Ann Coulter’s legs and shoes, we figure it only right to make amends for throwing Sheehag in the clink for a few hours of awkward huggy-licky with Medea Benjamin.

Mmm…you could take belly shots of prison Jell-O off those washboard abs.

Mardi Gras beads to Gateway Pundit. I was going to heat up that leftover pizza but now I’m going jogging. Thank you for saving me from myself.

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