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It Takes a Village… of Prostitutes!

March 14th, 2006 at 11:29 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

The Commie’s favorite sport may prove to be a pot ‘o’ gold for Germany’s poon peddlers this summer.

al Reuters: Germany’s sex industry gets in gear for World Cup 2006.

BERLIN (Reuters) – The combination of nail-biting soccer matches and crowds of beer-swilling males could mean hefty profits for Germany’s sex industry.

It is deploying an army of prostitutes to satisfy the needs of libidinous fans during the month-long 2006 World Cup.

Some 1 million foreign visitors are expected to flood into Germany from June 9 and many expect large numbers of male spectators to wind down after a match in the arms of a prostitute or in the red light districts of the 12 host cities.

“Football and prostitution are a great match,” said Hans-Henning Schneidereit, owner of the St. Pauli’s Safari Cabaret, renowned for its sex shows.

“You get lots of men at the right biological age and all fired up by a football match. What else could you hope for?”

My question is – what DOESN’T go great with prostitution? And, quite honestly, don’t we all want these football hooligans to get their rocks off in a manner that doesn’t result in death, dismemberment and destruction of property? That would be a nice change from their tradition of random mob violence, methinks.


6 Responses to “It Takes a Village… of Prostitutes!”

  1. Yiddish Steel Says:

    Let’s face it…

    An event as big as The World Cup should not go 2nd rate with its entertainment perks. If it’s part of the IOC itinerary or any UN Convention in NYC, then it’s good enough for this year’s World Cup. This was part of the bargaining to bring the World Cup to Germany, just the same as bringing the Winter Olympics to Turin. International Sports Beauracrats demand top-shelf whores!

  2. The Jawa Report Says:

    Can Hookers Save Islam?…

    If the Germans believe that mobilizing an army of hookers will help reduce the normal amounts of violence associated with the World Cup, wouldn’t logic dictate that a few thousand prostitutes are what is needed to stop the annual Haj……

  3. Van Helsing Says:

    It’s good to see that some aspect of the German’s socialized economy is still functioning efficiently.

  4. Rhymes With Right Says:

    It Has To Be Asked…

    Rusty from Jawa Report offers this suggestion for dealing with the violence associated coming from the Muslim world. Can Hookers Save Islam? If the Germans believe that mobilizing an army of hookers will help reduce the normal amounts of violence……

  5. SINcerely Says:

    Slut for the cause. Where do I sign up?

  6. SubTerfuge Says:

    One of Those Days…

    Oh yeah, forgot to mention I have signed up to be a prostitute for the cause.

    posted by SINcerely at 7:27 PM…

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