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If I Were King…

March 16th, 2006 at 8:56 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

… (and it’s probably a good thing I’m not) the organizers, participants, viewers and bystanders involved in this child porn ring would be sent to the most violent and brutal pound-me-in-the-ass prison where they would serve life sentences being raped and physically abused until they were either killed or died of a crippling, painful disease and/or old age.

From that point on, I would hope that their rancid souls would be tortured unimaginably for the remainder of eternity.

If I were King.


6 Responses to “If I Were King…”

  1. the Pirate Says:

    I’d be happy with giving them 30 day sentences in the general population. It should be enough time to get shanked.

  2. Swamp Rabbit Says:

    If I were King I’d hang’em up by their heals and skin’em alive. Pausing from time to time to throw salt on the exposed flesh and revive’em with those little ammonia capsules. If I were King,,,,,

  3. Unpartisan.com Political News and Blog Aggregator Says:

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  4. canuck Says:

    I like your thinking, Swamp Rabbit.

  5. Feisty Says:

    If I were queen, I’d keep King Preston so damn busy–mmm—, the country would go to the shitter in no time. If I were queen.

  6. Frank Says:

    Yesterday we added a tb to your post as a update to our post on this ring of Child Molesters / Scum of the Earth. As normal, it did not show up. Thanks again Ipower, Wordpress, and all the sites that we ping (including Pingomagic).

    Basically guys, great work and keep it up.

    http://www.team-swap.com/wordpress/2006/03/16/child-molesters/