This Is What It Sounds Like When Doves (and Aging Greek Divorcees) Cry
March 21st, 2006 at 11:51 pm by SmantixThe Blog with Two Backs had some cold water splashed on it this evening as Ariana Huffington was forced to issue a delayed non-apology apology for her starf*cking, publicity-whoring ways after a huffy, puffy Clooney got his grey chest hair in a dander.
Somewhat plausibly, she pleads ignorance:
Huffington acknowledged on her Web site Saturday that she was “blinded” to the issue of assembling a blog(ed. wtf does that mean?) in which the source of the material wasn’t clear, as was the case with Clooney.
“I now realize that I made a big mistake in posting a blog without clearly identifying that the material in it didn’t originate as a blog post, but was pieced together from previous interviews,” she wrote. “I’m sorry I didn’t see this earlier.”
You don’t have to be Arianna’s gay ex-husband to realize what parasitic sociopath she is. Who can boast a #14 TTLB Ecosystem Ranking and then claim she didn’t know that George Clooney posted his own thoughts versus her cutting and pasting things he said and attributing it to him as if he wrote it.
Shenanigans!
Now some people may believe that they don’t know “where they end and the movie stars begin” but Ariana should have known she wasn’t Clooney as soon as she lifted her tits off the keyboard to forge his blog entry.
“Major Lesson Learned”
On Monday, Huffington said she considered the misunderstanding a “major lesson learned” and would put future snippets from interviews or conversations into her own blog.
She also maintained that while she sent Clooney a sample blog “to show how it’s done and encourage him to join the blogosphere, I will curb my enthusiasm and not do this in the future.”
Given the Huffington’s already promiscuous relationship with the truth, it remains to be seen whether liberals will do as HuffPost blogger Randall Robinson claimed and “eat their own”.










March 22nd, 2006 at 7:16 am
The Blog with Two Backs!? Still laughing.
March 22nd, 2006 at 8:31 am
Lifted her tits off the keyboard? Holy crap do you have a way with imagery.
March 22nd, 2006 at 4:29 pm
I whack the crap out of her when she printed her first non-apology. She’s totally hosed her site’s credibility, even among a good number of her True Believers Even her final mea culpa lets it be known that if one of her “A list” celebs *signs off* on something created by a PR flack, she’ll still run it under their byline.