Suicide Bombing Has Best Possible Outcome
March 24th, 2006 at 1:23 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesThanks to LK for sending this video. Seems an Iraqi suicide bomber didn’t quite make it to his target and our military had to help him on his way to meet his 72 virgins. Though, I’m not sure he gets the virgins since the only one that got blown up was himself.
* Video not suitable for islamofascist sympathizers and fellow travelers.
March 24th, 2006 at 2:32 pm
Well good…. That just kinda’ makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like when they put old Tookie down like the rabid dog that he was………….
March 24th, 2006 at 2:39 pm
Good one! It’s great when our military can help others achieve their dreams like this.
March 24th, 2006 at 6:56 pm
Maybe Allah will give him $5000 allowance on his push-pull-or-tow toward a new Mistsubishi.
March 24th, 2006 at 7:11 pm
Didja notice that the airbag deployed? Western ingenuity baby!
March 25th, 2006 at 12:09 pm
Muj was a major f@%# up in the Jihad Crew… He couldn’t find a virgin if he were walking thru a chastity convention. ALLAH AKBHAR!!
March 25th, 2006 at 12:23 pm
Looks like his weekend at the Madrassa didn’t turn out like he planned.
March 25th, 2006 at 5:03 pm
Is that a Steely Dan parody I detect there, Rhod?!
March 25th, 2006 at 9:23 pm
Yiddish, in all the time I’ve known you I still don’t know what you mean.
March 26th, 2006 at 12:51 pm
According to the Queeran, if you screw up your suicide mission, you have to spend eternity working in the STD clinic of paradise, taking samples on little glass slides
March 26th, 2006 at 9:30 pm
here’s a history lesson, just before deploying to Kuwait, I bought a brand-new XBox, along with a life-consuming Madden 2003. yes, I was going to waste those lovely evenings when I should’ve been burning villages and stuff playing a dumb video game.
one of the “innovations” of that year was that you has a real Madden soundtrack, with real music. there was some Bon Jovi song, some other songs that weren’t all that remeberable…and this little diddy heavy on the guitar riffs, and this awesome little part that went, BREAK DOWN…
that was one of the songs. Camp Doha had about 300 copies of the game, and tons of XBoxs. I still get chills when I hear that song. it’s hard to believe that a song in a video game actually reminds me of stuff blowing up.
March 29th, 2006 at 4:39 pm
Some suicide bombings have a favorable outcome…
[LINK] Ernie’s house of Whoop*** (wmv clip) via Six Meat Buffet Point of order question:Does a bomber earn his 72 virgins when his mission fails? Note the use of a robot. Warning: not for children or the squeamish…