Comments on: Suicide Bombing Has Best Possible Outcome

By: Airborne Combat Engineer

Airborne Combat Engineer — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 21:39:09 +0000

Some suicide bombings have a favorable outcome…

[LINK] Ernie’s house of Whoop*** (wmv clip) via Six Meat Buffet Point of order question:Does a bomber earn his 72 virgins when his mission fails? Note the use of a robot. Warning: not for children or the squeamish…

By: MacStansbury

MacStansbury — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 02:30:30 +0000

here’s a history lesson, just before deploying to Kuwait, I bought a brand-new XBox, along with a life-consuming Madden 2003. yes, I was going to waste those lovely evenings when I should’ve been burning villages and stuff playing a dumb video game.

one of the “innovations” of that year was that you has a real Madden soundtrack, with real music. there was some Bon Jovi song, some other songs that weren’t all that remeberable…and this little diddy heavy on the guitar riffs, and this awesome little part that went, BREAK DOWN…

that was one of the songs. Camp Doha had about 300 copies of the game, and tons of XBoxs. I still get chills when I hear that song. it’s hard to believe that a song in a video game actually reminds me of stuff blowing up.

By: beautifulatrocities

beautifulatrocities — Sun, 26 Mar 2006 17:51:17 +0000

According to the Queeran, if you screw up your suicide mission, you have to spend eternity working in the STD clinic of paradise, taking samples on little glass slides

By: Rhod

Rhod — Sun, 26 Mar 2006 02:23:56 +0000

Yiddish, in all the time I’ve known you I still don’t know what you mean.

By: Yiddish Steel

Yiddish Steel — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 22:03:17 +0000

Is that a Steely Dan parody I detect there, Rhod?!

By: Rhod

Rhod — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 17:23:53 +0000

Looks like his weekend at the Madrassa didn’t turn out like he planned.

By: Yiddish Steel

Yiddish Steel — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 17:09:54 +0000

Muj was a major f@%# up in the Jihad Crew… He couldn’t find a virgin if he were walking thru a chastity convention. ALLAH AKBHAR!!

By: Cranky

Cranky — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 00:11:31 +0000

Didja notice that the airbag deployed? Western ingenuity baby!

By: Rhod

Rhod — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 23:56:12 +0000

Maybe Allah will give him $5000 allowance on his push-pull-or-tow toward a new Mistsubishi.

By: reverse_vampyr

reverse_vampyr — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 19:39:34 +0000

Good one! It’s great when our military can help others achieve their dreams like this.