No one ever said that running for Hillary Clinton’s seat was going to be easy. For Katherine “KT” McFarland, she may have already gotten more than she bargained for. Via Drudge:

“Hillary Clinton is really worried about me, and is so worried, in fact, that she had helicopters flying over my house in Southampton today taking pictures,” according to a prominent GOP activist who was at the event.

“She wasn’t joking, she was very, very serious, and she also claimed that Clinton’s people were taking pictures across the street from her house in Manhattan, taking pictures from an apartment across the street from her bedroom,” added the eyewitness, who is not involved in the Senate race.

Given the Clinton’s history of hiring scumbag dirt merchants like Anthony Pellicano to dig up the goods on their opponents, it’s never out of the question to assume that the people who coined the phrase “politics of personal destruction” might be involved.

But with Pellicano facing federal charges in a California courtroom for eavesdropping and carrying C4 explosives in the trunk of his car (among other things), the junior Senator from New York who took the time to personally root through the FBI files on her political opponents might resort to such heavy-hoofed tactics.

But who could she trust with such an assignment?

In a Six Meat Buffet Exclusive, we can unequivocally put to rest the fact that there have been some strange goings on at Candidate McFarland’s residence.

A DeskCam recently picked up this photo while Candidate McFarland was getting ready for bed after returning from a long flight.

Though the pic is grainy, this is probably just a Jehovah’s Witness. However, local field agents are examining “specimens” found on the glass. We thought that was fairly innocuous until McFarland informed us that a fish with a cigar in it’s mouth was laid on her car with a chilling note that simply read “Stop”.

There is no place for this type of behavior in a democracy.

Indeed, the Hitchcockian house across the street from Miss McFarland was rented out as well. Our undercover security van was able to catch this shot of the shutterbug suspect in the upstairs bedroom window.

Anyone who recognizes this man should not attempt to apprehend him alone.

While we don’t want to dabble in conspiracy theories, we do want to err on the side of caution and bring him in for questioning.

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