As much as I hate to do this to the masochists who keep coming here looking for Preston and finding me, I’ll be jetting off to Vegas later this week to give you all a few hateless days without my cruel vulgarity. In addition to spending many pointless and riskless hours getting roughed up by Men the Master in the World Series of Poker for Xbox, it’s even more frustrating to watch Capitol Hill Police being bluffed by Sgt. Murtaugh, Harry Bananafonte and Jooos McKinney.

Always bet on this kind of black:

“Let me be clear. This whole incident was instigated by the inappropriate touching and stopping of me, a female black congresswoman,” McKinney said. “I deeply regret that this incident occurred.”
[...]
James W. Myart Jr., one of McKinney’s lawyers, said he will be seeking an investigation against the officer, who has not been identified.

“Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney, like thousands of average Americans across this country, is, too, a victim of the excessive use of force by law enforcement officials because of how she looks and the color of her skin,” he said.

By my count, there are 39 black members of the House yet McKinney seems to be the only one who got stopped attempting to Giuliana Sgrena past the checkpoint. Admittedly, her strange new hairdid is suspicious looking by itself but even a seasoned Capitol guard would think twice before trying to accost a woman who already looks like she fought with a toaster in the bathtub and “won”.

Sgt. Murtaugh breaks it down like a circus clown:

“She alone has stood up for issues that are important to this country and important to the world,” Glover said. “We’re not here to judge the merits of the case; we’re here to support our sister.”

The merits of the case are fully on the side of the officer who should have at least got to throw her to the ground and kick her in the ribs a time or two for the national slander McKinney has dumped on him for doing his job.

If you’re that officer, she’s just threatened your entire career, reputation, and livelihood. Even if it gets dropped, every officer will now need to walk around on eggshells if a black person bypasses the metal detector and the officer she’s accusing will forever be branded a racist. One woman’s craven behavior shouldn’t take precedence over the security of the other 534 members of the House and Senate.

She and the rest of her Harem of Race Hucksters will never learn until somebody calls her bluff and trumps the tired hand they’ve played one too many times. Double down officer and let McKinney pay your way to early retirement!

RELATED: Don’t miss this politically correct update from RiehlWorldView. Dan somehow always manages to get the inside scoop. (-Preston)

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