Comments on: Where is George Bush?

By: Preston Taylor Holmes

Preston Taylor Holmes — Wed, 12 Apr 2006 12:30:09 +0000

Whew, thank God. I was starting to take these slings and arrows personally.

By: AnonymousDrivel

AnonymousDrivel — Wed, 12 Apr 2006 10:42:58 +0000

Smantix,

I keed, I keed. The staff usually makes coffee exit either my left or right nostril. Your post just happened to draw it from both.

As far as that high-falutin’ talk (*** passing hand over head with accompanying whooshing sound ***)… my head just ’sploded. Between that and the coffee, you’re causing quite a mess.

By: Smantix

Smantix — Wed, 12 Apr 2006 05:24:27 +0000

Well, we’ll just have to part ways on that one AD unless you’re being sarcastic. Preston and Cranky are two of the consistently funniest and insightful guys I read. And there’s a lot of competition in that category.

The Buffet was an Institution before me as it would remain were I not here.

In the interim…

Wounded am I by my happiness: all sufferers shall be physicians unto me!

To my friends can I again go down, and also to mine enemies!
[...]
Like a cry and an huzza will I traverse wide seas, till I find the Happy Isles where my friends sojourn;-

And mine enemies amongst them! How I now love every one unto whom I may but speak! Even mine enemies pertain to my bliss.

And when I want to mount my wildest horse, then doth my spear always help me up best: it is my foot’s ever ready servant:–

The spear which I hurl at mine enemies! How grateful am I to mine enemies that I may at last hurl it!

Or however that should be interpreted.

By: AnonymousDrivel

AnonymousDrivel — Wed, 12 Apr 2006 04:48:05 +0000

Smantix,

Good question. You are very wise, too, Obi-wan san. Perhaps a highbrow think tank with lots of blue commentary is in your future. Why waste your talents contributing to a dump?

By: Smantix

Smantix — Wed, 12 Apr 2006 02:58:16 +0000

You could not be more right AnonymousDrivel. But what sort of tasteless, lunatic, rightwing site, that caters to the worst in humanity, would let somebody like me defile their bandwidth and subsequent reputations?

By: AnonymousDrivel

AnonymousDrivel — Mon, 10 Apr 2006 20:51:37 +0000

Very funny, Preston. But Smantix’s response is just plain hilarious. He should probably blog somewhere. Or do stand up.

By: Feisty

Feisty — Mon, 10 Apr 2006 04:34:32 +0000

Preston! Only I get to sweep you off your feet! No mere “wind” is allowed to do such things!

By: Stop The ACLU

Stop The ACLU — Sun, 09 Apr 2006 19:57:09 +0000

Sunday Funnies…

Nothing funny about faithmouse’s picture this week.
The Skwib has the carnival of satire
Dr. Sanity has the Carnival of Insanities
Ace shows us a big bunny
Wuzzadem tells the story of Joe “macho man” Wilson at a Starbucks.
Expose …

By: SinCerely

SinCerely — Sat, 08 Apr 2006 19:06:54 +0000

California will be destroyed in the very near future for letting that God Damn idiot Mahoney build that awful pagan like cathedral.
Not so sure what all the destruction in Tenn is about. CBN has yet to take responsibility for that one!

Seriously, glad you guys escaped the storm.

By: Unpartisan.com Political News and Blog Aggregator

Unpartisan.com Political News and Blog Aggregator — Sat, 08 Apr 2006 14:17:43 +0000

Bush selects FEMA permanent director…

WASHINGTON — President Bush on Thursday nominated the acting director of the Federal Emergency…