Take Me To Your Leader
April 15th, 2006 at 3:47 pm by SmantixIntrepid WaPo Intergalactic Correspondent Dan Finkel is on a mission this week. Cosmospelunking deep into the colon cancerous caverns of Moonbattery. This is the type of investigative astro-journalism that blogs with our limited all-u-can-eat buffet budgets simply cannot afford to cover (h/t Jeff from Beautiful Atrocities who has found a new idol in Moon Unit Mary of My Left Wing):
“Bush Must Be HIV Positive By Now (you can’t [expletive] 500 million people and not get infected).”
Finally, someone with The Courage to speak out against Bush and covering The Aids in the same piece. Courage.
As for the keyboard, it is where O’Connor finished her evolution from lost soul to angry soul, beginning with that very first rant, which concluded with a wish that Bush, “after contracting incurable cancer and suffering for protracted periods of time without benefit of medication,” go to hell.
It goes on in this vein for some 5 sections before an illuminating interlude where she slings her pitcher of Kool-Aid against the wall when her husband doesn’t take out the trash and begins shaking her son like a British nanny on PCP because Bush killed her father in Vietnam through acute Halliburton poisoning with Jefferson Airplane’s “White Rabbit” ambient blare echoing throughout her schizosphere.
What have we got in our budget Preston? The Six Meat Space Program currently consists of me painting a General Lee symbol on the roof of my car and pancaking off of dirt ramps.
April 15th, 2006 at 4:38 pm
Actually she didn’t change one dang bit. Now, she’s just intolerable.
April 15th, 2006 at 4:54 pm
From bleeding heart liberal to digital biohazard. That’s like running the emotional gauntlet from A to B.
April 15th, 2006 at 5:45 pm
Liberal Blogger Story is Cover for WaPo Bush Bash…
The Washington Post decided that not enough space had been devoted to coverage of Left Wing Bloggers so it published an article about Maryscott OConnor today. The article, The Left, Online and Outraged, is a perfect example of the over the top be…
April 15th, 2006 at 9:22 pm
Unfortunately, S, we’ve got the same budget for space travel as we do for everything else around here. Less Than Zero.
April 15th, 2006 at 10:02 pm
The Psychopathological Left…
I mean, what else can you say about the folks featured in this article? They are pretty frightening, and sound like they need to be heavily medicated — especially Maryscott O’Connor. In the angry life of Maryscott O’Connor, the rage……
April 16th, 2006 at 2:02 am
That’s too bad. Because I was wanting to send Moon Unit Mary some of those “ice cream” bars that astronauts eat from the Huntsville Space Center. Laced with some of the hepatitis and AIDS she wishes on people like the criminally negligent suburban wino she is.
I forget what it takes to be a successful liberal blogger these days sometimes. The incessant battle to out-moonbat each other in a race to the bottom. Though I shouldn’t. Throughout the Weblog Awards, we were getting inundated by T.Bozz tuberculoids and Corporal Klinger recruits filing their Section 8’s in the comments section.
April 16th, 2006 at 5:18 pm
I ♥ Maryscott
April 17th, 2006 at 9:09 pm
Happiness Is…?…
Goofy story via Smudge: School To Offer Happiness Lessons And who has the school tapped to be their new ‘Happiness Instructor’? Why, it’s Maryscott O’Connor, current poster-child for “The Angry Left” WAKE THE F**K UP AND BE HAPPY, YOU STUPID…
April 18th, 2006 at 8:34 pm
Bless her little heart.
Everytime she posts another rant, hundreds of moderate democrats move a little more to the right.
Keep on pounding that keyboard Maryscott!!
April 19th, 2006 at 1:37 pm
Smantix,
It’s not just a race to the bottom. It’s a race to the bottom with picks & shovels to make the bottom deeper. Call it a race to Magagascar by the most direct route.