Notorious Tennessee Titan and 4-H Club Citizen of The Year, Adam “Pacman” Jones just can’t seem to keep his good samaritan ways out of the spotlight. Seems like if he’s not helping nightclub owners readjust their faces for asking him to stop smoking drugs at their business, helping out his fellow classmates at WVU with the finer points of pool cue technology, or encouraging Atlanta’s exotic dancers to learn how to keep their mouths shut that he’s got a nose for the action and is always trying to keep his friends from getting themselves into trouble.

Chief Spanky hogs up a camera lens long enough to oink out the play-by-play:

“It’s a lot of dope. It takes a long time to sell this much dope at the street level in little dime bags or nickel bags. I mean this is a lot of dope,” Metro Police Chief Ronal Serpas said.

Nice work detective and that’s quite a vocabulary. In my day, Pac-Man cost a quarter. But just how much of this “dope” shall we be speaking of?

During a press conference, police showed off more than 1,600 pounds of marijuana and 128 pounds of cocaine.

They intercepted the drugs after a seven-month investigation.

Most of the drugs came from Mexico.

Police in Davidson and Sumner Counties seized more than $600,000 in cash and more than 20 vehicles, including Corvettes and Cadillacs.
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District Attorney Torry Johnson said Pacman Jones is an acquaintance of Darryl Jerome Moore.

Police said Moore is the main suspect in the case.

They seized a Cadillac XLT sports car at Moore’s apartment in Bellevue.

“Pacman” was embroidered on the seats.

An attorney for Pacman Jones said his client has no ownership interest in the car.

In fact, the car is registered to a person in Henderson, Nev.

In fact, who doesn’t have “Pacman” embroidered into the seat cushions of their dopesmuggling car? I was always more of a Donkey Kong man, myself.

It is important to note that the Pacman himself has not been charged with anything at all.

It’s all one big 60 kilogram, $600,000.00, 1600 lbs of sweet, sweet cheeba misunderstanding, give or take a few 8-balls, where the dope dealer in question just happens to be such a big fan of 80s arcade memorabilia that he coincidentally stitched and didn’t even recall that he’s the acquaintance of a rookie cornerback for a currently suckass 4-12 football team – with the exact same nick name.

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