Hope You’ve Got Your K-Y Handy Today
April 17th, 2006 at 10:51 am by Preston Taylor HolmesToday is that special day that comes every year. It’s national Tax Day.
Today you will be reminded that you’re getting your rectum stretched all year ’round by the Feds and it is your duty as a good American to lay there and take it.
The left loves the current punitive tax code because it forces the rich (those of you making $35K per year, fyi) to pay “their fair share.” The left also loves the death tax because all wealth is the property of government for purposes of redistribution. It doesn’t matter if you’ve built even moderate wealth through hard work – the mental midgets on the left truly believe that you’ve cheated the system and you must be punished – because you’ve somehow earned it off the backs of the poor.
The IRS is simply the strong-armed enforcer for the class warfare agents that infect government at all levels – a bureaucracy of soulless thugs doing the bidding of their deranged masters.
Take today as a motivation to write your bought-and-paid-for congresspeople and let them know that you support comprehensive tax reform and the abolition of the IRS. The Flat Tax or the Fair Tax are both excellent alternatives to the current punitive Federal tax system.
Find your congresshoodwink here.
April 17th, 2006 at 11:47 am
As inevitable as death and taxes…
WASHINGTON — Taxes rise and fall from one administration to the next, but the unpopularity of …
April 17th, 2006 at 12:58 pm
The suggestion that I have my K-Y ready is a good one, but completely unecessary.
Condoms, lipstick, billfold, checkbook, and K-Y. Do some people actually leave the house without it?
April 17th, 2006 at 2:29 pm
Unfortunately, my COngressturd is none other than Randy “PUKE” Cunningham, and he’s now chillin’ at Club Fed.
April 17th, 2006 at 7:29 pm
Small wonder why Election Day is as far away from Income Tax Day on the caldendar as you can get. Why stop with the Flat Tax? Move Election Day to the First Tuesday After Your Federal Income Tax is Due.
The K-Y Connection would certainly be preferable from where I’m sitt..er, standing.
Personally I’m about 4 pints and handful of pills away from holding a telethon where liberals can tune in to my webcam to catch me redecorating my bedroom wall with a shotgun. I figure I’ve at least gotten enough attention now that there’s an audience available who would pay for that kind of entertainment.
One night only! No repeat performances.
April 17th, 2006 at 10:49 pm
I’ve long been an advocate of making election day on April 16.