Comments on: Hope You’ve Got Your K-Y Handy Today

By: The Unabrewer

The Unabrewer — Tue, 18 Apr 2006 02:49:56 +0000

I’ve long been an advocate of making election day on April 16.

By: Smantix

Smantix — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 23:29:42 +0000

Small wonder why Election Day is as far away from Income Tax Day on the caldendar as you can get. Why stop with the Flat Tax? Move Election Day to the First Tuesday After Your Federal Income Tax is Due.

The K-Y Connection would certainly be preferable from where I’m sitt..er, standing.

Personally I’m about 4 pints and handful of pills away from holding a telethon where liberals can tune in to my webcam to catch me redecorating my bedroom wall with a shotgun. I figure I’ve at least gotten enough attention now that there’s an audience available who would pay for that kind of entertainment.

One night only! No repeat performances.

By: Yiddish Steel

Yiddish Steel — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 18:29:59 +0000

Unfortunately, my COngressturd is none other than Randy “PUKE” Cunningham, and he’s now chillin’ at Club Fed.

By: Feisty

Feisty — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 16:58:01 +0000

The suggestion that I have my K-Y ready is a good one, but completely unecessary.

Condoms, lipstick, billfold, checkbook, and K-Y. Do some people actually leave the house without it?

By: Unpartisan.com Political News and Blog Aggregator

Unpartisan.com Political News and Blog Aggregator — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 15:47:28 +0000

As inevitable as death and taxes…

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