The Olbermann Report

April 18th, 2006 at 8:32 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Keith Olbermann: Mega-Douche. Mega-Mega-Douche.

UPDATE:

Via e-mail, Smantix sends me this consumer product he found at a Nashville-area Harris Teeter:

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5 Responses to “The Olbermann Report”

1. Buckley F. Williams Says:
   April 18th, 2006 at 8:57 pm

   Or as they say in the pro-illegal immigration rallies, El Douche Grande.

2. Yiddish Steel Says:
   April 18th, 2006 at 9:32 pm

   Me and Chuck Knobloch are going to go play catch in front of El Douche Grande’s mama’s house and fire another “errant” throw into the 3rd row and bean her in the melon if her little Douchey doesn’t tone down the hate.

3. AnonymousDrivel Says:
   April 19th, 2006 at 8:41 am

   The Olbermann Report? I’d rather watch an infomercial. At least they’re honest and captivating. Plus, the spokespersons seem less like shills.

   I feel a poll coming on: If Olbermann was in an infomercial, what product would he push? I’d wager that it would be either “vanishing cream” or organic soil amendments.

4. dsmith Says:
   April 19th, 2006 at 11:11 am

   Anon ~ It would HAVE to be tanning spray, to give you that nice orange Oompa Loompa look.

   (All the rage in L.A., you know!)

5. Expose the Left » Olbermann Says:
   April 19th, 2006 at 1:52 pm

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