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Wednesday, April 19, 2006


 

Happy 2nd Birthday to Meat

Today marks the two year anniversary of Six Meat Buffet. Two years ago today, this blog was born and shortly thereafter, Tom Cruise ate its placenta.

This seems like a good time to give a big fat thank you to my co-bloggers, Smantix and Cranky, without whom I probably would have quit a while back. For those of you who don’t know the history of these two, here it is in a nutshell.

Smantix was a semi-frequent commenter who used his mouth prettier than a $20 whore. I told him he should have his own blog. He told me to cram it. So I gave him a login. The rest is offensive, right-wing fanatical history.

Cranky was a homeless blogger. Last summer, he decided to shut down his outstanding blog, crankyneocon.com, and he needed a place to roost. We were pleased as punch to provide him a new home and we’re glad he hasn’t decided to leave (yet).

Now a look at a few stats over the past two years.

Posts:

Preston - 1327
Smantix - 115
Cranky - 106
Johnny Walker Red (where are you?) - 5
the Lovely Sadie - 3

Comments: 6,154

(Sitemeter) Unique visits: 420,000
(Sitemeter) Pageviews: 644,000

Crazy Blog Money: Less than $0

We’ve made many good blogosphere friends over the past two years - too numerous to mention, but you’ll find them in various spots on our blogrolls. We’ve made some enemies as well. Screw them in the nose.

This also seems like a good time to announce that I’ve submitted Six Meat to be included in Basil’s Cavalcade of Interviews. Unlike my interviews with Sadie and Sobek, this will be with Basil. See? Anyhoo, you can send your questions for me or my co-bloggers to Basil here. Here is his entire list of upcoming interviews.

Readership has grown slowly but steadily over the past two years and continues to do so. Thanks for continuing to visit, comment, send hate mail, etc. Without you, you’d be nothing but an empty void in the cosmos and who would we be talking to?

Posted by Preston Taylor Holmes @ 8:56 am
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  1. Conservatives Think It’s Okay to Be a Woman and a Minority…

    Liberals hate people with different viewpoints, and, even more so, they hate people who look different from them. They save……

    Trackback by IMAO — Wednesday, April 19, 2006 8:57 am | permalink


  2. [...] Six Meat Buffet is two … which is like 20 in people years [...]

    Pingback by basil's blog » Blog Archive » Picnic 2006-04-19 — Wednesday, April 19, 2006 11:07 am | permalink


  3. [...] HAAAYYY YA’LL’S!!!!!!!!!!!!! GESS WAHT YALLS!!! ITS PRESSTIN’S BLOGG BIRFDAY! HE DONE TURD 2 YRS OLD TODAY AND AINT IT PURFECT ITS ON MY DAY FER BLOGIN!!!! ADN ALLSO ITS FER CRANK AND SAMANTIX AND HAY WHY THE HELLS SADIE LOU THAIR??? u bettor brang me back them presson nails sadie lou!!!! NE-WAYZ U NO I LOOOOVE PRESSTIN BUTT MISS BETH THAT BITCH SHE ALLAYS CALLS HIM THAT BASTARD!! CUZ SHE BIN SCRAPPIN WIF HIM FER EVOR!!! butt this won hear is funny and its true allso so ne-wayz its his bolg birfday and hes just squealin like a piggy!!!! HAPPY BIRFDAY PRESSTIN!!! XOXOXOXO!!!! NOW U MAKE SHURE U GO SAY WASSUP 2 PRESSTIN AND HAPPY BIRFDAY AND ALLA THAT SHIT OK!!!! RITE HEAR. MAKE HIM SQEAL LIKE A PIG!!! GIT!!! [...]

    Pingback by MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy » Blog Archive » WTW: HAPPY BIRFDAY! — Wednesday, April 19, 2006 12:01 pm | permalink


  4. WTW: HAPPY BIRFDAY!…

    HAAAYYY YA’LL’S!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    GESS WAHT YALLS!!! ITS PRESSTIN’S BLOGG BIRFDAY! HE DONE TURD 2 YRS OLD TODAY AND AINT IT PURFECT ITS ON MY DAY FER BLOGIN!!!! ADN ALLSO ITS FER CRANK AND SAMANTIX AND HAY WHY THE HELLS SADIE LOU T…

    Trackback by MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy — Wednesday, April 19, 2006 12:19 pm | permalink


  5. [...] HEY YALL ITS SADIE LOU!!!!1!!! DID YA MISS ME? LIKE YALL, I DUNNO BUTT THAT KFED IS HOTT. REEELLY HOTT. HE KINDA REMINDS ME OF MAH EX-LOVER OVER THAR AT SIX MEAT BUFFET NAMED PRESTON ELIZABETH TAYLOR HOLMES. ONLY THAT NAME OF THE BLAWG IS A COPINHAGEN MECHANISM OR WHATEVAH ITS CALLED IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN. HE AINT EXACTLY PACKIN MEAT OVER THAR. [...]

    Pingback by Agent Bedhead » SIX MEAT BUFFET TURNED TOO YEARS OLD!!! — Wednesday, April 19, 2006 7:23 pm | permalink


  6. Oyvez…

    Six Meat Buffet turns two years old, and yet somehow the world hasn’t ended. Yet another intelligence analysis failure by St. John the Evangelist…….

    Trackback by The LLama Butchers — Wednesday, April 19, 2006 7:45 pm | permalink


  7. Light the BlogCandles…

    Preston Taylor Holmes and the gang over at Six Meat Buffet are celebrating their second blogiversary. Feel free to pay them a visit and offer congrats on another entertaining whirl around the sun.

    ……

    Trackback by Target Centermass — Thursday, April 20, 2006 12:36 am | permalink


:: Comments ::

  1. HAPPY FRICKIN’ BIRTHDAY SIX MEAT!

    My Atkins dose of artery clogging dietary sausage shell comedy (and some seriousness).

    comment by dsmith — Wednesday, April 19, 2006 @ 10:11 am


  2. :wink: MEAT is one thing you don’t have to give up for LENT. :smile:

    comment by Denise — Wednesday, April 19, 2006 @ 11:29 am


  3. Happy “Weblog” Anniversary! If you ask us, you guys are the best team of “webloggers” with one guy named Preston and another named Cranky. May we see many more anniversaries!

    comment by The Crack Young Staff — Wednesday, April 19, 2006 @ 12:05 pm


  4. HAAYY PRESSTIN HAPPY BIRFDAY U SWEAT THANG U!!!!

    comment by BEULAH MAE!!!! — Wednesday, April 19, 2006 @ 12:24 pm


  5. Happy B-Day, guys.

    Too many good memories for me to mention. Or to have the inclination to remember.

    But what the hell, I keep coming back, right?

    Happy to do my share in contributing to the $0.

    comment by a4g — Wednesday, April 19, 2006 @ 12:35 pm


  6. Taking time out of my busy day of shilling for Wal-Mart to wish Six Meat Buffet a happy anniversary.

    I remember wheen Prestoon was calling himself Xander or something like that.

    comment by rob — Wednesday, April 19, 2006 @ 1:03 pm


  7. Pfffft. Two years too long, and that damn pig cake freaks me out!

    comment by Chad Evans — Wednesday, April 19, 2006 @ 1:39 pm


  8. That was my short period of masquerading as Robin Xander of Cheap Trick, I believe.

    Thanks for all the wellwishes, ladies, gentlemen and BEULAH MAE, whatever gender you are.

    comment by Preston Taylor Holmes — Wednesday, April 19, 2006 @ 1:40 pm


  9. My blog is one today! Happy Blogday to you, too!

    comment by malia — Wednesday, April 19, 2006 @ 2:01 pm


  10. Happy Birthday! And may you continue this very fine blog for many, many more years to come.

    comment by Swamp Rabbit — Wednesday, April 19, 2006 @ 2:44 pm


  11. Heh. A whole three posts from me. I SO rock. :mrgreen:

    Happy Bloggyversary. I’ll have SADIE LOU!!! link it up later.

    comment by sadie — Wednesday, April 19, 2006 @ 2:55 pm


  12. Oy Vey! 2 years old?! I haven’t been hanging around this glorified Golden Corral of conservative wit that long, but i’d like to take this opportunity to say Happy Birthday to you, Holmes (and you too {you two!}, Smantix and Cranky). I love this place and all it’s unkosher oppulence. So here’s a shout-out to my Semetic blog babe, Debbie Schlussel for telling me about this place. There’s no better example of the liberal Moonbats being more afraid of a 2 year old than here at 6MB.

    Holmes, if you’re “Robin Zander”, then i’m your Bun E. Carols.

    comment by Yiddish Steel — Wednesday, April 19, 2006 @ 3:01 pm


  13. 18 months of stinking things up around here for me.

    November, 2004 it was. Remember when the French went to war over chocolate, Preston?

    I’ve been a daily, no, many times daily reader ever since. Hell, I’m a good percentage of those hits, I bet.

    :mrgreen:

    comment by Vinnie — Wednesday, April 19, 2006 @ 3:44 pm


  14. Oh, and let me add that this wonderful blog is where John from Wuzzadem dubbed me “Vinnie.”

    *sniff*

    comment by Vinnie — Wednesday, April 19, 2006 @ 3:45 pm


  15. Happy Birthday!!

    had to comment also…i always liked Rick Nielsen on the guitar..had a crush on Zander though, hahah:mrgreen:

    found this site while looking for info relating to Natalee Holloway, & the guy ’said’ go wish my southern friend a Happy Birthday..
    hope you have many more!

    comment by Jane — Wednesday, April 19, 2006 @ 4:12 pm


  16. Friend of a friend of a friend suggested dropping by and saying H-A-P-P-Y B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y!! to his southern blogging buddy. From me: have a great day!

    comment by Sir Paul — Wednesday, April 19, 2006 @ 5:32 pm


  17. Happy Birthday ya bastard! 2 years huh, who’da thunk it. I have been here at least once a day every day since day 1 and proud of it.
    Keep up the good work…

    comment by One Fine Day — Wednesday, April 19, 2006 @ 6:35 pm


  18. Happy Birthday MeatBoy!

    I have enjoyed your buffet of smartitude almost from the begining. You are doing the Lord’s work.

    With love and gratitude,

    RTG

    comment by RTG — Wednesday, April 19, 2006 @ 6:35 pm


  19. Happy birthday meat.

    May naughty hot blonde teachers grace your pages once a month, at least.

    comment by phin — Wednesday, April 19, 2006 @ 8:40 pm


  20. Here come the “terrible twos.” This is bound to get interesting.

    comment by chip — Wednesday, April 19, 2006 @ 9:09 pm


  21. Happy Birthday dude.

    comment by Alabama Improper — Thursday, April 20, 2006 @ 6:44 am


  22. THANKS! This was supposed to be a thank you to you guys (bloggers, commenters and lurkers alike), but we’ll take the love too. I suppose we can carve one day of love out of our usual 365 days of hate each year.

    comment by Preston Taylor Holmes — Thursday, April 20, 2006 @ 7:14 am


  23. Hey Pres, you can be my wingman any time.

    comment by Gordon — Thursday, April 20, 2006 @ 9:20 am


  24. HAPPY BLOGOVOYSERY YOU WILD AND CRANZY THANGS. GREAT JOB.

    comment by Jane — Thursday, April 20, 2006 @ 10:09 am


  25. “…used his mouth prettier than a $20 whore.”

    You haven’t tried me on for size yet, PTH. Just sayin’.

    By the way, if you quit blogging, I’ll get all frigid on you. Consider yourself warned.

    comment by Feisty — Thursday, April 20, 2006 @ 5:01 pm


  26. Happy Belated Blogversary Preston! Thanks for all the laughs! And allowing me to be humiliated in two, count em two, of your Fantasy Sports leagues!:oops:

    comment by annika — Friday, April 21, 2006 @ 12:09 pm


  27. typing a comment to get off this email ‘thing’….

    comment by Jane — Monday, April 24, 2006 @ 6:49 pm


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