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By: Real Buried Treasure » Blog Archive » Charlie Sheen

Real Buried Treasure » Blog Archive » Charlie Sheen — Wed, 23 Aug 2006 22:02:36 +0000

[...] Best headline about the whole Charlie Sheen/Denise Richards deal: Blueshoe loves Xanax. [...]

By: Smantix

Smantix — Sun, 23 Apr 2006 01:15:50 +0000

I blame Preston. With all that Ruger/Glock talk. Happiness, after all, is a warm gun. Your mileage may vary.

By: Feisty

Feisty — Sun, 23 Apr 2006 00:23:31 +0000

I was unable, despite several attempts, to complete the article after I read the phrase “warm, inviting pipe” at the top of the post. What was it about?

Warm. Inviting. Pipe.

By: Smantix

Smantix — Sat, 22 Apr 2006 21:39:29 +0000

I knew he was bad – but dayyam.

This is a short post compared to the other 17 pages worth of material in Richards’ declaration. Married to the chick from the hot lesbo scene in Wild Things. Roughing her up during her pregnancy, interrupting labor at the hospital to take a call from his bookie, ordering prostitutes like pizzas, nutty conspiracy theories, posting naked photos of himself on sex sites, dead hookers – this story’s got it all except for the Born Again(tm) / I Saw The Light(tm) ending.

I can understand why liberals wouldn’t give much play to this high-profile tale of spousal abuse. Sheen kept trying to help her with her “right to choose” but she kept making the wrong choice. A cardinal sin.

By: Yiddish Steel

Yiddish Steel — Sat, 22 Apr 2006 21:12:36 +0000

Smantix… You just killed me with this one: “she announces that parenthood loomed in the cards and that it struck this unlikely Dad-To-Be like a 7-2 off suit when he needed – come on, come on, come on – two coathangers on the flop!” And knowing the kind of degenerate gambler that Sheen is, he’d go ahead and pay in to see that flop at the worst, possible starting position on any hold ‘em table.