Comments on: Garage Sale Live Blogging

By: Homely

Homely — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 16:52:09 +0000

got any trains?

By: Feisty

Feisty — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 02:32:54 +0000

You’re the Halliburton of yard sales. You’re the FEMA of antiquing. Threatening aging tang to hand over their country cooters and waving your big, unregistered gun in their faces.

Holy fuck, that was hilarious.

And Preston, your paperback sales techniques are akin to Nazi Germany. It’s like luring the jews to the railroad yard with some trumped up promises meant to deceive, rob them of their precious money…then kill them. It’s totally the same thing. Biggot. Liar liar pants on fire!

By: Smantix

Smantix — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 00:30:02 +0000

How could I deny the Kegmeister from joining in?

Besides, he and “Vespa” may have some ideas as to how we can ixnay the eakerlay.

You go to war with the blog you have. Not the blog you wish you had.

By: Cranky

Cranky — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 00:12:43 +0000

I am so there! Rove called. He wants in too.

By: Smantix

Smantix — Sun, 23 Apr 2006 23:59:47 +0000

Prior to deciding on a yard sale, we had recently learned from the British government that hot milf was seeking to purchase paperbacks in Knoxville.

Did they obtain the paperbacks they were looking for? Who’s to say? Our source spent the whole time drinking RC colas and eating moon pies – going “native” as they say.

Regardless, attempts to leak this information to the press has threatened our national unity.

I propose that we hold a predetermined outcome, bi-blogger Garage Sale Commission to determine what paperbacks were sought and exactly how hot this milf was.

By: Jeffraham Prestonian

Jeffraham Prestonian — Sun, 23 Apr 2006 23:58:24 +0000

“innocent deception”

Okay, you moral relativist. At what amount of money does the line from “innocent deception” to “a lie I wouldn’t excuse” get crossed?

Let me guess: The second it comes from someone that isn’t a member of the Republic Party cult.
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By: Vinnie

Vinnie — Sun, 23 Apr 2006 23:51:00 +0000

No justice, no peas!

(nicely done Gordo, or shall I say…Jesse?)

By: Cranky

Cranky — Sun, 23 Apr 2006 23:30:28 +0000

Smantix.

Preston Lied, People Died!

He committed a crime and scored a dime!

He sold the sh*t and wouldn’t quit!

This is just what the Nazis did! I now share Jeff’s concern that we’re on the moral slippery slope from this “innocent deception” to leading the country into war on false pretenses.

No rest until there’s an arrest!

By: Vinnie

Vinnie — Sun, 23 Apr 2006 23:05:13 +0000

Preston better fucking lie to sell his shit, because if he doesn’t kick up the weekly vig, I’ll remove his kneecaps.

There, you got your defense, now go stroke your pussy again, Jeffiepoo.

By: Smantix

Smantix — Sun, 23 Apr 2006 22:56:12 +0000

That’s traitor-talk Cranky.

Just because Jefferson is older than you *doesn’t* mean you should take everything he says seriously. Christ knows no one else does.

Even though Preston (our Preston) was installed by the USDA in a controversial 5-4 vote, this is a blog of laws. Laws that maintain order. Laws, that, if need be, can mete out punishment.

This insurrection, like Jeffroham’s employment, will not last. I’m warning everyone not to cross this rubicon.