“I hope Tennesseans will take advantage of this unique opportunity to purchase a piece of history from The Tennessee Residence.”

~~ First Lady of TN Andrea Conte

Christian Grantham alerts us to the auction to buy the Governor’s crapper - you can have a piece of Tennessee history - and then pinch a loaf in it!

This may very well be the same crapper in which the most disgraceful governor in our history, Dandy Don Sundquist, flung feces whilst fleecing the state’s producers. Perhaps Ray Blanton showered this very bowl with explosive diarrhea after exchanging $$$ under the table with the Butcher brothers! Maybe Lamar Alexander had a log drop in this same vessel that made all his fellow milquetoast moderates stand up and provide a half-hearted golf clap! There are so many possibilities. Get in on the auction while the gettin’s good.

SEMI-RELATED: Also see Christian’s post on a pending Sunshine in Government Improvement Act of 2006 vote tomorrow. Christian and I don’t agree on much, but we both believe in a transparent state government - instead of the pompous bunch of untouchable jackasses we have prancing around in Nashville today.

Posted by Preston Taylor Holmes @ 12:15 pm
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1. OMG! That was the funniest thing I’ve read today. How sad.

   comment by Christian Grantham — Sunday, April 23, 2006 @ 1:05 pm

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2. Does this mean whoever buys the Governor’s toilet also has to buy the Governor’s crap?

   comment by SharonCobb — Monday, April 24, 2006 @ 2:02 am

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3. I’d say that’s right, Sharon.

   comment by Preston Taylor Holmes — Monday, April 24, 2006 @ 7:15 am

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4. On the other hand, this probably is the same crapper where Andre and Martha lapped up their water.

   Does anyone know how much Bredesen’s renovations have set back the state total?

   comment by jason blackheart — Monday, April 24, 2006 @ 11:19 am

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5. I STG, if you weren’t talking about Tennessee, I’d think you made that up.

   And this couldn’t wait until White Trash Wednesday?

   ::running away::

   comment by Beth — Tuesday, April 25, 2006 @ 1:37 am

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