“I hope Tennesseans will take advantage of this unique opportunity to purchase a piece of history from The Tennessee Residence.”

~~ First Lady of TN Andrea Conte

Christian Grantham alerts us to the auction to buy the Governor’s crapper – you can have a piece of Tennessee history – and then pinch a loaf in it!

This may very well be the same crapper in which the most disgraceful governor in our history, Dandy Don Sundquist, flung feces whilst fleecing the state’s producers. Perhaps Ray Blanton showered this very bowl with explosive diarrhea after exchanging $$$ under the table with the Butcher brothers! Maybe Lamar Alexander had a log drop in this same vessel that made all his fellow milquetoast moderates stand up and provide a half-hearted golf clap! There are so many possibilities. Get in on the auction while the gettin’s good.

SEMI-RELATED: Also see Christian’s post on a pending Sunshine in Government Improvement Act of 2006 vote tomorrow. Christian and I don’t agree on much, but we both believe in a transparent state government – instead of the pompous bunch of untouchable jackasses we have prancing around in Nashville today.

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