Slow News Day
May 2nd, 2006 at 9:07 pm by CrankyDid the entire news cycle dry up along with the non-Earth-shattering Day Without Immigrants?
Here is what scouring the blogs and headlines for the last 30 minutes turned up.
There is some hope that Republicans will be able to reclaim their conservative creds.
That zany Swedish businessman who crashed a stolen Ferrari and had the guts to tell police that the driver ran off will face trial.
Man, there should be Lucky Bucks issued for having cajones like that. He should still face trial, but the Lucky Bucks could be used to reduce the sentence. Judge: You are sentenced to six months jail time or 60 days and 500 Lucky Bucks.
This kind of makes me nostaligic for the days of the wedgie. Sick people.
Oh and on the lighter side, Robert the Llamabutcher is perfecting the proper collective noun for “Tourons” (short for Tourist Morons of the Washington D.C. area).
May 3rd, 2006 at 7:07 am
Sven will be out in thirty seconds when they learn that the Ferrari belonged to a Jew.
May 3rd, 2006 at 10:37 am
Rhod, it was in California. All the Ferraris are owned by Jews there
Being CA, however, he’ll have a movie deal and a book out of this.