As Hillary has all but thrown her burning bra into the ring for the 2008 election, and as she’s kicked off her tamponic tour in Occupied Nashville, I was hoping someone might be able to explain how you can be “pro-choice” for underage girls to NOT have to notify their parents when aborting the spoils of their whoredom but you have to BAN having coke machines in public schools.

How It’s Your Choice(tm) to abort your child in the 9th month yet we must BAN stores from selling “violent video games”.

What’s it gonna be, hon?

Are you “pro-choice” or just an authoritarian wrapping yourself in some all-knowing, all-nurturing Big Mother’s nightgown preaching to The Village from the The People’s Podium in the Tolerance Square at the intersection of Margaret Sanger Blvd. North and Margaret Sanger Blvd. East?

Not one to merely complain without offering solutions, I think we’ve got a way to keep Grand Theft Auto on the shelves and ensure a future where diabetics can still play video games while promoting the Democratic Platform.

RockStar should be paying me.

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