Comments on: Vanity, Thy Name Is Preston

By: michele

michele — Tue, 16 May 2006 02:25:26 +0000

hee.hee.

By: Izzy

Izzy — Mon, 15 May 2006 17:11:21 +0000

Ummmmm, that is sooooo metrosexual.

I agree with Dan Patterson, real men have hairy bodies. And Dutch Mantell is definitely not a 10 on the hairy scale. If I were a 10 on that scale, Dutch would only be a 7.

By: Pigilito

Pigilito — Mon, 15 May 2006 13:06:43 +0000

From one of the blogshpere’s more insignificant warships: jeez, don’t you know that the hair will only come back thicker and darker? Enjoy your new addiction.

Off topic: what about a soccer world cup pool like you had for the NCAA?

By: Preston Taylor Holmes

Preston Taylor Holmes — Mon, 15 May 2006 11:52:16 +0000

I knew I was opening myself up for attack on this one, I just didn’t know it was going to come from some of the blogosphere’s most well-equipped battleships. I suppose I deserve it for some karma-related offense somewhere.

By: Beth

Beth — Mon, 15 May 2006 04:35:29 +0000

Well, we wimmen don’t get our backs waxed, but…well, maybe you can get an inkling of what we go through. If you think getting your back waxed is tough…

By: Bill from INDC

Bill from INDC — Mon, 15 May 2006 02:19:52 +0000

I’ll probably keep going back because the girl who did it was delightfully tall drink of water that I wouldn’t mind torturing me on a regular basis….

Unfortunately, she’s dually repulsed by your buffalo hide AND your effeminate wish to have it removed.

Best try your moves elsewhere.

By: The Politburo Diktat » Blog Archive » Too Much Information

The Politburo Diktat » Blog Archive » Too Much Information — Sun, 14 May 2006 22:06:33 +0000

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By: heldmyw

heldmyw — Sun, 14 May 2006 12:45:26 +0000

Oh! That brings back memories…

I and my two brothers (all of us in the 6′4″, 250+ defensive lineman mold), would, of an evening, put on our coveralls and a nice CAT or Falstaff baseball hats, and, en masse, shamble in, Skoal-in-cheek and spitcups in hand, on the chic-est hair salon in the toniest shopping mall we could find.

Why? To get an estimate on a bikini wax, of course!

The look of horror on beehive-head behind the counter as the request sunk in and these three slabs of beef began unbuttoning shoulder straps was nothing short of priceless!

“No, no, no, NONONONO!” would come the gagging response! “We don’t do that for…” Men? Wookies? Neanderthals? They never finished the sentence for some reason.

A few indignant remarks about sexism, lawsuits and protests was usually enough to garner the price of a six-pack of Pabst and a bottle of Jagie.

Ah, good times, good times.

Young, huge and hairy. Not just a condition, it’s a lifestyle!

By: Stop The ACLU

Stop The ACLU — Sun, 14 May 2006 12:14:25 +0000

Sunday Funnies…

Expose The Left and Hot Air take a look at Gore’s wishful thinking. Oh, and we also learn that Cindy Sheehan is more representative of people’s thinking.
Llama Butchers have the carnival of Bauer
The nice doggie talks about fweedom of e…

By: annika

annika — Sun, 14 May 2006 03:02:42 +0000

yowch. Do the initials TMI mean nothing to you!