Comments on: Do You Miss Your College Days?

By: michele

michele — Tue, 16 May 2006 02:59:03 +0000

There are a lot of shameful things one can do in college. But the ones commited to paper, film, and audio tape can really keep a girl up at night. The worst of these is bad poetry. The cure for this shame is either massive amounts of alcohol, or the reading of poetry that is worse than your own. AAAHHH. I may be able to sleep tonight.

By: Cranky

Cranky — Mon, 15 May 2006 23:12:42 +0000

No worries man. The Hatemonger’s will be thrilled that the bad poetry succeeded so well!

By: Lee

Lee — Mon, 15 May 2006 23:03:08 +0000

Maybe I’m double posting here, but I feel silly because I at first actually thought that was a ‘real’ poem. As I was actually an English major in college, I had to read such stuff from classmates at times.

By: Lee

Lee — Mon, 15 May 2006 23:00:55 +0000

Damn, I thought it was serious. I feel silly. You see guys, I actually was an English major in college, so I ran across such creations all the time in school.

So accurate, it fooled me.

By: Lee

Lee — Mon, 15 May 2006 22:54:41 +0000

That was glorious in a ‘wish it was parody but sadly isn’t’ sort of way.

By: UncleTim

UncleTim — Mon, 15 May 2006 21:06:42 +0000

(snapping of fingers) cool, cool (more snapping), cool, cool

By: Feisty

Feisty — Mon, 15 May 2006 21:01:09 +0000

I trudge down the streets
A glaze in my eye
Looking for Preston
But he never comes by

Am I not worthy?
Am I not pretty?

Damn you Vogue
Damn you Elle
Damn you Playboy

By: Gordon

Gordon — Mon, 15 May 2006 17:34:52 +0000

Beautiful!

By: Margo Demers

Margo Demers — Mon, 15 May 2006 17:21:47 +0000

Groovy. (snap snap snap snap snap)

My sole is a lemon sole.
With lemon pepper and way too much butter.
It is delectable.
Yet high in calories.
Oh, damn the God-believers.
They always ruin everything.

(snap snap snap snap)