Check out this little code-snippet I found while hacking the NSA sub-net and downloading the packets using an IP socket into my PDA (Thanks, Chloe O’Brien)!

Like it or not, Big Brother is here.

Posted by Cranky @ 9:12 pm
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2. 101st Blog Of The Day…

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3. Snooping Around…

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1. Your SQL blows chimps.

   comment by Preston Taylor Holmes — Wednesday, May 17, 2006 @ 10:03 pm

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2. ChimpyMcBusHitler’s even.

   What’s an SQL?

   comment by Vinnie — Wednesday, May 17, 2006 @ 10:09 pm

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3. Haha! This made me laugh. There’s a first time for everything Cranky.

   comment by Digger — Thursday, May 18, 2006 @ 1:54 am

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4. Where’s the JOIN statement?

   BTW, funny and geeky.

   comment by Don — Thursday, May 18, 2006 @ 10:56 am

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5. sSQL = “SELECT * ” &_
   “FROM ATT_DB AS a ” &_
   “WHERE (a.caller LIKE ‘Jihadi%’ OR ‘Terrorist%’ OR ‘Paranoid Leftie’) ” &_
   “OR ” &_
   “(a.caller_gender=’male’ AND a.last_site_visited = ‘MarthaStewartLiving.com’) ” &_
   “OR ” &_
   “(a.caller_name = ‘Tom Hanks’ AND a.last_hit_film = ‘SavingPrivateRyan’) ” &_
   “UNION ” &_
   “SELECT * ” &_
   “FROM VERIZON AS v ” &_
   “WHERE (v.caller LIKE ‘Jihadi%’ OR ‘Terrorist%’ OR ‘Paranoid Leftie’) ” &_
   “OR ” &_
   “(v.caller_gender=’male’ AND v.last_site_visited = ‘MarthaStewartLiving.com’) ” &_
   “OR ” &_
   “(v.caller_name = ‘Tom Hanks’ AND v.last_hit_film = ‘SavingPrivateRyan’) ”

   aResultSet = DBQuery(sSQL)

   If UBound(aResultSet,2) = 0 THEN
        Call dispatchBlackHelicopter()
        oCaller.wireTap = True
        iGitmoReservations = GitmoReservations + 1
   End If

   And that’s assuming that your ERD looks like a Kentucky family tree.

   comment by Doug — Thursday, May 18, 2006 @ 1:49 pm

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6. Whoopsie.

   If UBound(aResultSet,2) > 0 THEN

   comment by Doug — Thursday, May 18, 2006 @ 1:50 pm

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7. I love you geeks!

   comment by Gordon — Thursday, May 18, 2006 @ 2:06 pm

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8. This has officially gone over the top. Excellent.

   comment by Preston Taylor Holmes — Thursday, May 18, 2006 @ 6:09 pm

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