Comments on: Top Secret Government Data-Mining Revealed!!

By: Blue Star Chronicles

Blue Star Chronicles — Sun, 21 May 2006 02:37:34 +0000

Snooping Around…

Washington County, Pennsylvania Commissioner, Diana Irey is challenging long-time Congressman John Murtha for the 12th Pennsylvania District Congressional Seat….

By: Preston Taylor Holmes

Preston Taylor Holmes — Thu, 18 May 2006 22:09:00 +0000

This has officially gone over the top. Excellent.

By: Blue Crab Boulevard

Blue Crab Boulevard — Thu, 18 May 2006 19:59:29 +0000

101st Blog Of The Day…

Marching on in my self-imposed project to visit one member of the fighting 101st each day, today I quick timed over to Six Meat Buffet for a quick meal. Well, figuratively speaking. Cranky found absolute proof positive that Big Brother is alr…

By: Gordon

Gordon — Thu, 18 May 2006 18:06:21 +0000

I love you geeks!

By: Doug

Doug — Thu, 18 May 2006 17:50:16 +0000

Whoopsie.

If UBound(aResultSet,2) > 0 THEN

By: Doug

Doug — Thu, 18 May 2006 17:49:31 +0000

sSQL = “SELECT * ” &_
“FROM ATT_DB AS a ” &_
“WHERE (a.caller LIKE ‘Jihadi%’ OR ‘Terrorist%’ OR ‘Paranoid Leftie’) ” &_
“OR ” &_
“(a.caller_gender=’male’ AND a.last_site_visited = ‘MarthaStewartLiving.com’) ” &_
“OR ” &_
“(a.caller_name = ‘Tom Hanks’ AND a.last_hit_film = ‘SavingPrivateRyan’) ” &_
“UNION ” &_
“SELECT * ” &_
“FROM VERIZON AS v ” &_
“WHERE (v.caller LIKE ‘Jihadi%’ OR ‘Terrorist%’ OR ‘Paranoid Leftie’) ” &_
“OR ” &_
“(v.caller_gender=’male’ AND v.last_site_visited = ‘MarthaStewartLiving.com’) ” &_
“OR ” &_
“(v.caller_name = ‘Tom Hanks’ AND v.last_hit_film = ‘SavingPrivateRyan’) ”

aResultSet = DBQuery(sSQL)

If UBound(aResultSet,2) = 0 THEN
     Call dispatchBlackHelicopter()
     oCaller.wireTap = True
     iGitmoReservations = GitmoReservations + 1
End If

And that’s assuming that your ERD looks like a Kentucky family tree.

By: Don

Don — Thu, 18 May 2006 14:56:10 +0000

Where’s the JOIN statement?

BTW, funny and geeky.

By: Swap Blog

Swap Blog — Thu, 18 May 2006 14:29:27 +0000

Data Mining Revealed…

Cranky from over at Six Meat has broken the current NSA / CIA / FBI / DHS / AAA / DOT / FHA / FFA / 4H / FICA / CCC / WAM / WAC / BBD / BVD / STD / CDB / PDF / EXE / HTM / SWF / DMV / VHS / DVD / CDR / RTB / TCB case wide open with his post revealing t…

By: Digger

Digger — Thu, 18 May 2006 05:54:19 +0000

Haha! This made me laugh. There’s a first time for everything Cranky.

By: Vinnie

Vinnie — Thu, 18 May 2006 02:09:58 +0000

ChimpyMcBusHitler’s even.

What’s an SQL?