El Presidente Loco
May 18th, 2006 at 9:41 pm by CrankyUnprecedented Breaking News: George “Harriet-Beecher” Bush, was almost apprehended earlier today while pitching in at a “smuggling hotspot”.
“Over the past year, this stretch of desert in southwestern Arizona has become the nation’s busiest immigrant-smuggling hotspot, a place of increasing banditry, violence, desperation and death.”
To make matters worse, the President, or should I say – former President then defected to Mexico!
“Tostada Luego mi Amigos!”, Yelled the ex-President as his motorcade tore across the sunparched desert.
At a press conference, just moments ago in the border town of Yuma, Arizona, Bush even more confusingly asserted that he was the legitimately elected President of Mexico.
Meanwhile…
(sombrero-tip to Smantix)
May 18th, 2006 at 9:50 pm
That last pic is hilarious. Really good stuff.
May 18th, 2006 at 11:01 pm
Bush Heads to Border Smuggling Hotspot…
Over the past year, this stretch of desert in southwestern Arizona has become the nation’s busiest i…
May 19th, 2006 at 7:14 am
This made my morning. Muy excelente! (or whatever)