Peace Moonbeam merely prolongs the inevitable with her troublesome meddling:

It all started late Monday night when Scooter, still in obvious distress over the death of his hamster “Jumpy,” called to tell me goodbye forever. It seems he couldn’t face a world “where little innocent hamsters die for no reason, and Republicans are on the verge of sending everybody they don’t like to religious forced-labor camps that are controlled by Halliburton.”

As it clearly states in the Halliburton’s Mission Statement:

It’s right there in front of “Blood for Oil” and “Blow Up Levees For No Bid Contracts”.

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