Whilst convalescing in the Sunshine State, we have been horrified to hear all the stories of gator attacks. Needless to say, it’s made us a little jumpy.

Luckily, this constant state of controlled panic meant that we were on our guard when we were jumped by this gator…

…and we were able to escape unharmed.

What we were not prepared for, however, was a brutal attack from this dragon…

…which nearly tore us limb-from-limb.

The attacks haven’t all been terrestrial, though. We witnessed an attack on one unfortunate vacationer by a bloodthirsty mammoth butterfly. The flying carnivore – undoubtedly mutated as a result of Jeb Bush’s pollution-spewing energy policies – ripped the poor man’s face clean off, then flew back up to rest in this palm tree, chewing on the man’s severed facial tissue like so much Big League Chew™…

The butterflies aren’t the only mutated creatures down here, we’ve noticed. In fact, some inanimate objects have come to life and climed high atop other fixed structures to gain a better view of the perimeter, in order to formulate a plan of attack which will result in maximum bloodshed.

No, no, something’s not right down here. Something’s gone terribly wrong…

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