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Good News from Gaza

May 30th, 2006 at 10:17 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

(via LGF)

I love starting the day off with good news. Four paleswinians were wiped out as they set up to fire rockets into Israel, under the watchful (and sympathetic) eye of the Anti-American Associated Press.

IDF Special Forces operated deep inside the Gaza Strip late Monday night in the first ground operation there since this past summer’s disengagement, killing four Islamic Jihad operatives on their way to fire Kassam rockets at Israeli targets. In West Bank violence, three Palestinians were killed in clashes with IDF troops.

The military force laid ambush later Monday night for terrorists in the northern Gaza village of Beit Lahyia. Backed up by IAF helicopter fire, the ground troops opened fire at a terror cell they spotted on its way to launch Kassams and killed four while wounding an additional eight.

Palestinian security officials said the IDF Special Forces were joined at one point by a naval diving unit and that the fierce fighting lasted about five hours, ending just before dawn.

I wonder if Bilal Hussein was in the area. Would have been nice to have taken him out at the same time. Oh well. The least the AP photographer could have done was jump in front of some of those IDF bullets – that’s the only real way to demonstrate genuine solidarity. Lighting the fuse and running is nice, but show some stones, journalists!

Tragedy? No, Progress.


5 Responses to “Good News from Gaza”

  1. Smantix Says:

    Dick in the dirt. Meanwhile, Hassam loots his fannypack for his hashpipe and fleshlight.

  2. basil's blog » Blog Archive » Picnic 2006-05-31 Says:

    [...] Preston Taylor Holmes (Six Meat Buffet) finds good news. [...]

  3. reverse_vampyr Says:

    Palestinian candidates for Darwin Awards…

    Some good news. And what a coincidence that the Associated Press just happened to be there to take pictures!…

  4. Doug Says:

    IDF Special Forces operated deep inside the Gaza Strip

    Deep inside? It’s about as wide as my driveway, just how deep inside can you get?

  5. Political Satire Fake News - The Nose On Your Face Says:

    Sunday Fun…

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