Sweet Georgia Brown, No!
May 31st, 2006 at 5:35 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesNot the porn! Leave the porn alone for the love of criminy!
WALDO, FL — Evidence teams plan to put on protective gear and seal the room as they search for any clues left behind on a contraption that investigators are calling a “weapon of mass destruction.”
Technicians will be looking for fingerprints and any other evidence that may have been left on the device, which was pumping a mix of water and a caustic chemical into a sex shop when neighbors found it Sunday morning, detectives said.
What did those dildos ever do to you? Or is it what they didn’t do to you that’s got you ticked, Mr. or Mrs. Sex Shop Terrorist?
May 31st, 2006 at 7:09 pm
I like how they keep calling it a “contraption” in the article. I assume that Waldo is in Northern Florida?
May 31st, 2006 at 7:43 pm
I guess you haven’t been in or near the Hustler store on Church street this week.
There are about a dozen people blindfolded outside praying.
I asked one of them for their blindfold and told him it was infinitely more fashionable than the one I was about to buy.
Leave the toys for twats alone.
May 31st, 2006 at 8:36 pm
Pres, do you think a P-shop of the nuclear “warheads” would be appropriate about now?
May 31st, 2006 at 9:06 pm
Jeff – I believe “contraption” implies some sort of hand crank and billowing puffs of grey/black smoke. Possibly steam or coal-driven. Indeed, they don’t make dildos like they used to. However, I’m no John Spragens – Former Scene staffer cum “conservative” Democrat lackey, Ph. D. in Dildology.
Here’s Cooper’s new Spragens inspired campaign slogan – “Vote Cooper – And Screw Yourself!”
This is not the first time that Hustler Nashville has had trouble with the Baptii.
May 31st, 2006 at 9:08 pm
All right Cranky. Now you’ve got the spirit. We need a ribbed ICBM with a french tickler warhead – for their pleasure.
May 31st, 2006 at 10:58 pm
Cranky, do your worst. I demand that these carnal delights be set free. Free! Or at least knock the price down a little.
June 1st, 2006 at 6:02 am
WARNING: Do not read SMB while drinking coffee.
June 3rd, 2006 at 6:30 am
I spent a hot day in 1969 throwing a termite tent over a house with a steel roof in Waldo. Believe me, if Waldo has a porn shop, it might prevent some of the DNA transfers going on by encouraging solitary vice. God works in mysterious ways.