Comments on: Sweet Georgia Brown, No!

By: Rhod

Rhod — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 10:30:57 +0000

I spent a hot day in 1969 throwing a termite tent over a house with a steel roof in Waldo. Believe me, if Waldo has a porn shop, it might prevent some of the DNA transfers going on by encouraging solitary vice. God works in mysterious ways.

By: SinCerely

SinCerely — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 10:02:25 +0000

WARNING: Do not read SMB while drinking coffee.

By: Preston Taylor Holmes

Preston Taylor Holmes — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 02:58:05 +0000

Cranky, do your worst. I demand that these carnal delights be set free. Free! Or at least knock the price down a little.

By: Smantix

Smantix — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 01:08:55 +0000

All right Cranky. Now you’ve got the spirit. We need a ribbed ICBM with a french tickler warhead – for their pleasure.

By: Smantix

Smantix — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 01:06:24 +0000

Jeff – I believe “contraption” implies some sort of hand crank and billowing puffs of grey/black smoke. Possibly steam or coal-driven. Indeed, they don’t make dildos like they used to. However, I’m no John Spragens – Former Scene staffer cum “conservative” Democrat lackey, Ph. D. in Dildology.

Here’s Cooper’s new Spragens inspired campaign slogan – “Vote Cooper – And Screw Yourself!”

This is not the first time that Hustler Nashville has had trouble with the Baptii.

By: Cranky

Cranky — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 00:36:50 +0000

Pres, do you think a P-shop of the nuclear “warheads” would be appropriate about now?

By: SharonCobb

SharonCobb — Wed, 31 May 2006 23:43:46 +0000

I guess you haven’t been in or near the Hustler store on Church street this week.

There are about a dozen people blindfolded outside praying.

I asked one of them for their blindfold and told him it was infinitely more fashionable than the one I was about to buy.

Leave the toys for twats alone.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Wed, 31 May 2006 23:09:54 +0000

I like how they keep calling it a “contraption” in the article. I assume that Waldo is in Northern Florida?