Let The Moonbattery Begin
June 8th, 2006 at 9:54 am by CrankyFrom Michael Berg:
Berg said “restorative justice,” — such as being forced to work in a hospital where maimed children are treated — could have made al-Zarqawi “a decent human being.
Recall that Michael Berg is the father of Nick Berg, a contractor who was murdered in Iraq either by Zarqawi himself or his terrorists.
In the interest of pre-empting all the stupidity you’ll be hearing. I’ll try to nip it in the bud now.
From an upcoming Editor and Publisher article:
Should the Media Have Applauded at News of Zarqawi’s death?
A navel-gazing excercise in media objectivity. Noticably absent from discussions of the “Haditha, The New My Lai.”
UPDATE: Hey, score another one for the Crankster! The prediction happened. But it was the Baltimore Sun. (via Alarming News)
New York Times
500 lb Bombs Awkward, Difficult To Operate
Zaqawi should not be mocked for being blown up by 500 lb bombs.
Reuters
Whatever, It’s Still A Quagmire
An analytical piece that says that, at best, the Insurgency will continue and most likely “destabilize” the situation.
Crap, they actually beat me to it!
Arab and Western security analysts were agreed on Thursday that Zarqawi’s death in a U.S. air raid would not end the insurgency, even if it represents a rare triumph in Iraq for the Bush administration.
Agence Presse France
Paris to name Rue Martyre, Galloway to Attend.
Democratic Underground poster “Sophucklese”
… bull**** … the timing … Rethugs and Neocons … prolong … corporatists cluster**** …
UPDATE: Smantix smells **CONTEST**
Find The Idiotarian Quote of the Day!!
In what is sure to be a two, three or maybe even four parter as the news of al-Zarqawi’s death spreads (like his blood in the sand), today’s leading Idiotarian Quote of the Day comes from none other than Michael Berg, Green Party Candidate for the People’s Republic of Delaware:
“I have no sense of relief, just sadness that another human being had to die.”
-In response to the news that the man who sawed his son’s head off with a knife and took credit for it on his website was finally brought to justice.
Mail your suggestions for Idiotarian of The Day, as there’s sure to be more than just this one, to smantix (no sp@m) @yahoo.com and I’ll update them as they come.
Don’t let this opportunity to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory pass you by! Be an Idiotarian today.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:02 am
I understand that the walls were blown down by the bomb that killed him. Now, a large concrete PBUH.
June 8th, 2006 at 11:20 am
How about I make a try at becoming a moonbat…
“I’m disappointed that the F16 pilots chose to bomb this house without having being fired upon first. That decision clearly shows the lack of leadership at the highest levels in this administration.”
June 8th, 2006 at 11:48 am
We’ve got to break it down into “Professional” and “Amateur” idiotarian status. Paid/pro bono. Night of the Howling Moonbats or whether they are Daywalkers.
June 8th, 2006 at 2:20 pm
Just shut the contest down now. You cannot top Michael Berg’s pathologic idiocy. Can’t. Be. Done.
Can a gubernatorial candidate receive negative votes? I mean, the nut is exploiting this news to gain headlines for his soon-to-be-moribund candidacy, nevermind that he had to lament the premature death of the Jordanian refuse who detached his son’s head to do it.
I have endless sympathy for that hapless son who was damned to have such a sperm donor as his ancestor. No wonder N. Berg left the country.
June 8th, 2006 at 3:26 pm
Berg is fucking nuts. If he somehow expected Zarqawi to work in a hospital or soup kitchen, he’s smoking more crack than I think is humanly possible. Perhaps he should’ve tried to have a tea party with Zarqawi and make nice over the death of his own son. The sooner these moonbats goddam wake up to reality, the better off we’ll all be.
June 8th, 2006 at 5:12 pm
You know Loonie Lefties are living proof there is a God.
Ask yourself this; is there any gene more likely to die out than the one that makes a person believe that their murderer is “basically a decent guy?”
June 9th, 2006 at 5:33 am
Democrats Claim Zarqawi’s Death a “Stunt”…
Never satisfied with any American victory, the ever predictable Fifth Column already attempts to tarnish the events yesterday with their vile slander.
Some Democrats, breaking ranks from their leadership, today said the death of terrorist leader Abu Mu…
June 9th, 2006 at 2:15 pm
I’m tired of the looney drivel on this. One site is praising Berg’s “Christian forgiveness” of Zarqawi. *spew*
I’m stickin’ to the snarky side on this, starting with IowaHawk: Paradise Blows
Warning: lots of potty mouth, and heavy beverage-keyboard alert