The Good News Just Keeps On Coming
June 10th, 2006 at 3:12 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesThree Gitmo Chicken Coop detainees commit suicide in an apparent American Idol protest protest against their cush living conditions, hot meals and freshly-laundered prayer rugs.
WASHINGTON — Three detainees at Guantanamo Bay committed suicide in what apparently was a joint pact to protest the U.S. military prison that holds suspected terrorists, a senior administration official said Saturday.
They are the first deaths reported at the detention center in Cuba, where the United States is holding about 460 men on suspicion of links to Al Qaeda and the Taliban.
It was not immediately clear when the inmates died.
It also was not clear whether the suicides were connected to a violent clash last month between detainees and military guards at Guantanamo.
At this time, there have been no reports of weeping or gnashing of teeth as a result of the suicides. There has, however, been a report of a Pete’s Wicked Ale being opened at the Holmes household.
June 10th, 2006 at 6:17 pm
U.S.: 3 Guantanamo Inmates Commit Suicide…
Three detainees at Guantanamo Bay apparently committed suicide amid protests of the U.S. military pr…
June 10th, 2006 at 10:34 pm
Hmmm…
Bill O\’Reilly visits Gitmo on Friday…on Saturday three detainees commit suicide.
What say you?
June 11th, 2006 at 2:54 am
…been a report of a Pete’s Wicked Ale…
You gettin’ the wife trashed? I’m so proud. ROWR.