Comments on: Susan Sarandon, Enemy of Nature

By: Smantix

Smantix — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 01:43:46 +0000

The Timothy Leary part threw me.

Dammit, Janet! and The Erotic Flipper Acid Test.

heldmyw — Thu, 15 Jun 2006 21:49:24 +0000

Why Lord?

Why do I not feel any shock, surprise or disgust at the fact that…

…100% of the male dolphins who have met her, consider Susan Sarandon primo ‘strange’ dolphin snooch? AND that their girlfriends recognize it as well?

My brain just nipped down to the corner pub for a large perspective-and-soda. I think I’ll have a bit of a lie down…

(Not since High School, when a friend informed me that the ‘fishiest’ smell in the world was ‘anchovy pussy’ have I been so aquatically weirded out.)

Smantix — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 22:19:19 +0000

You know…this post prompted me to look into our little Tuna Party hostess and her tail (of whoa) from the sea.

She’s gonna be the big Six Aught this October. Happy Bicentennial Mrs. Washington.

Somebody needs to check the expiration date on her can. Provided that they can read Roman numerals.